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creepy having a vet
around the house anyway.
I can't just go out and pretend like
nothing's happened, can I?
Well, I sure could. The one thing you can't do
is tell her the dog's gone.
- I gotta tell her.
- No.
- I've gotta tell her.
- No. That's not what I said.
Schmuck.
Liz, uh,
we can't go out tonight.
- Why not?
- Odie's run away.
- What?
- He got out last night. I feel terrible.
I called the pound.
I put up posters.
I looked everywhere,
but I can't find him.
- Why didn't you just tell me?
- I guess I figured...
he was the only reason you were
spending time with me.
- Come on.
- No, I'm serious. I mean, I thought...
No, I mean, come on.
Let's go find him.
O- Oh.
Ayayayayay.
How can this dog be such a problem
when he's not even here anymore?
Well, I'm not gonna
worry about him.
I believe you've
found my dog.
- He answers to "Odie. "
- "Odie"?
Family name.
Oh! Odie!
Oh, come on.
There you are. Oh!
Yes. Yes.
Yes. Yes. Yes.
I can live again now.
How could I ever
repay you?
An autograph
would be splendid.
Then splendid
it shall be.
Hm.
- Uh, no.
- Come on, boy.
Hmm...
Ooh.
This is ridiculous.
- Hey, what are you lookin' at?
- Nothin'. Just lookin' for some company.
Keep walking, creepo.
- What's going on?
- We know how much you hated Odie.
- We know how much you wanted him gone.
- Wait a minute.
All I wanted was
to sleep in my own bed.
And to do it, you cast Odie out
into the cold, cruel world?
We saw how you locked
Odie outside last night.
Oh, I don't believe you guys.
I didn't know he was gonna run away.
He's a dumb dog.
No offense, Luca.
- Uh, what?
- You can't blame me for that.
- Any one of us could be next.
- Yeah.
There's no room for anybody else
in Garfield's world.
Huh? Oh, that's
a little dramatic.
Well, I may have been a little tough
about protecting my turf...
but, uh,
I don't hate the guy.
I understand Happy
has a big surprise for us.
A special treat.
What have you got for us, Hap?
Ah, guten Morgen, Chris.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have been working
with a very special new friend...
and I would like
to introduce him to all of you.
Odieschnitzel!
Lookee here!
It's Odie!
And he's safe and sound.
Although, he seems to have found
an alternative lifestyle.
He still can't dance.
Well, this gets me off the hook
with Jon and the gang.
- Now I'm gonna be the hero.
- That's one talented dog.
Oh, I'm glad you think so, Chris,
because I have a little announcement to make.
Old Happy Chapman
and Odieschnitzel...
are going to be climbing aboard
that New Amsterdam Limited at 3:00 p. M...
bound to New York City,
where we have the opportunity...
to be regular contributors
on Good Day, New York.
Huh? That's his last name...
Schnitzel?
Thank you for all your help yesterday.
You were... You were great.
Jon, Odie's on TV,
and he's wearing lederhosen.
L- I'm sorry.
Garfield, not now.
Um, I upped the reward
to, um, $200.
And, uh, I'm going to put up
some more posters tomorrow.
He's clog dancing, I think,
wearing lederhosen.
I'm sorry.
Garfield, not now.
- Oh, you're gonna miss it.
- I'm sorry, Liz. I'll call you later.
Garfield's
being... Garfield.
Do I have to bark
like Lassie?
Come on.
Humor me, would ya?
Arf! Arf! Arf!
Quickly!
While we're young.
Today! Let's go!
Be happy.
Oh, you're gonna miss this. He's the small one.
The small one in the guy's hand.
Garfield, I'm not in the mood.
You know, it's never good
when you turn off my TV.
And this may be
the worst ever.
Odie's not ready.
H- He's months of positive reinforcement
away from consistently performing.
Happy, you promised
you'd never use that.
I mean, that collar
is inhumane.
This collar...
is the dog's future.
Do you have a problem
with that?
- No.
- No.
Now we'll see how smart
you really are.
Happy Chapman.

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