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everything comes to you.
#Here come the milkman
Here come the milkman #
- # He got his shoes on, he got his milk pan ##
- Hey, Nermal...
let's play astronaut
again today.
- Yeah?
- Yeah, I love that game.
You're such a brave
little astronaut.
- All right.
- Prepare to jump into your spaceship,
Commander Nermal.
But wh-wh-what
about the milk?
- Who needs milk when you can be in outer space?
- Ah.
- You got a secret mission today.
- Yeah?
- You'll be exploring the Milky Way.
- Okay.
I get the chills when you jump
in your little spacecraft.
The nation thanks you.
Prepare to blast off.
- I'm ready to go, friend.
- Three, two, one.
Now I feel like it.
Bon voyage.
Look at me go.!
- Don't look down.!
- I'm an eagle flying.!
Come to papa, baby.
I can see everything up here.
I can see my house.
Got milk?
I can see
the whole neighborhood.
- Well, that's nice. That's very nice.
- Hey, there's another milk truck.
And that is even nicer.
- I can see... Whoa!
- Mission accomplished, Nermal.
Whoa.! Whoa,
Garfield, do it again.
Where did everybody go?
You're on the wrong side
of the street, fat cat. Beat it!
And you, Luca, the wrong side
of the evolutionary curve.
Okay, that's it.
- You're gonna get it good today.
- I make a point to get it good every day.
The real question, Luca,
is how shall I outwit you this time?
- What?
- Shall I baffle you with simple math?
- I know how to spell.
- Or should I distract you with something shiny?
- Now you're making fun of me.
- I hope so. You're no fun to look at.
You'll never get
the best of me! Aaah!
- I think I just did.
- Not the ducks again!
Jump back!
And kiss myself.
If I ever get off this chain,
you're goin' down.
Everybody back up! I don't know
how wild this thing is gonna get.
I love the smell of
cinnamon-apple in the morning.
It smells like... victory.
I hate this fat cat.
So much time,
and so little I need to do.
No thanks, I'm full.
Get him, Garfield!
Get him, Jon!
Oh, it's always gotta be
smashing and crashing.
Nobody poisons anymore.
There's my ball!
What good is a cat
that can't chase a mouse?
I don't do the chase thing.
All right,
I'll handle this.
I know you don't hear me,
but can't you just listen?
Louis, what are you doing
in the house when Jon's home?
Sorry, Garfield, man.
I couldn't help it.
Look, when he sees you, he expects
more from me. Don't you get that?
Jon's got those macadamia nut cookies.
I'm trying to maintain.
- You understand?
- Sure. As long as you understand I have to eat you.
Mm. Mmm.
- Mm! Mmm!
- Oh, good boy.
See, I knew you could do it
if you put your mind to it.
- You are the best cat a guy could have.
- Mmm.
Mm.! Mm.!
M- M-M-M-M-M-M-Mm.
Have you tasted
yourself lately?
Hey, it wasn't exactly the first-class lounge
in there for me either.
Get yourself lost. Take a powder for a couple days,
get a haircut and grow a beard.
I owe you one, "G."
I got a question for you.
Do you love your cat?
Finally, back on
my regular schedule.
You're gonna make sure
he has nothing but Kibbly Kat food.
Isn't that right,
That cat's puss is everywhere...
TV, newspapers, T-shirts.
Who would want
that kind of exposure?
- Hey, buddy.
- Yeah, cut the small talk. What's in the bag?
Remember, be happy.
I'm happy when I'm with you,
you delicate mlange...
of tomato paste, ricotta cheese,
ground meat and pasta!
Garfield, don't even
think about it.
That's my food.
I may just nibble.
Thanks, Happy.
And thank you for joining us.
I'm Christopher Mello.
Be happy.
Okay, cut. Good.
We're clear.
Give me the Benadryl.
Give me the Benadryl.
Yeah! Yeah.


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