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- I'll see you Sunday.
- Sunday.
- Sunday.
Why? Why has this happened?
I was the one.
It was all about me.
Not about some stupid,
sniveling, smelly...
high-maintenance disco dog.
Ahh!
Oh, no.
Huh? Oh...
You just can't do this, Jon. He's trying
to tear us apart. Don't you see that?
You know me. I'm too lazy
to try to destroy your house.
I was provoked, pushed,
prodded, driven mad.
You can't kick me out of my own house
like I'm some kind of animal!
Oh, come on, Jon. Jon!
Oh, come on, Jon. Jon!
You know I'm scared
of the dark.
Yeah, that's a good boy.
Who's a good boy?
* Used to have Jon to myself *
* Day or night
There was no one else *
* From dawn to dusk
my meals would come *
* I'd lounge about in my home *
* But now I'm out
in the cold of night *
* All alone till
the dawn's first light *
* I'm in a new dog
state of mind *
* Used to think I had a home *
* A special place
to call my own *
* But now the dog's in
and I'm out *
* I've got no Jon
I've got no clout *
* I'm in a new dog
state of mind *
Leave me alone.
You've won.
You're inside with him,
and I'm out here all by myself.
Odie? You came out here
to be with me?
I'm touched.
- And you must be touched in the head.
- See you in the morning, little fella.
You know, a puppy needs a little tough love
every now and then.
I think it builds character.
Hello, Pooky. Miss me?
You know what? I'm gonna
make it up to Odie tomorrow.
I'm going to teach him how to
drink out of the toilet.
- Poor Odie.
- That cat is such a pig.
- Garfield's a pig?
You never put
the dog out at night.
Why not?
Because dogs...
run away.
Sure, Jon, I'll eat
all your lasagna for you.
Oh, look.
What do we have here?
You're a lost dog.
Well, we can fix that.
Oh, do I feel good
this morning.
I slept like a fat cat.
Hey, tall, dark and human,
what's for breakfast?
Odie! Where
are you, boy?
Well, relax. Uh, I think
he was going to camp out.
- Odie?
- Well, he probably had
a sleepover at Luca's, I think.
Odie! Odie?
Hm. Well, maybe he's fetching
the paper for the neighbors.
Where is that silly dog?
I can't go on like this
anymore, Wendell.
I've got to get a dog.
I think that's a lovely idea.
I know you've been sad and lonely since
the divorce, and I've tried to be a friend...
Not for me, you imbecile.
For the act.
If I could get my hands on
a really talented dog...
wouldn't Walter J.
Just choke on his Emmy?
- Like Odie?
- Yeah.
Yeah, now he was good.
Oh, yeah. You know, he was
kinda dopey-looking and spry.
- And...
- Lost!
Hmm?
Hi, it's Jon. I was just calling to see
if Odie's been over there.
My name is Jon Arbuckle,
and, um, I can't find my dog.
I've looked all around the neighborhood,
and I can't find him.
I saw him last night, but I
haven't seen him this morning.
And, uh, if you see him,
give me a call, please.
Uh, I was calling to see if you'd seen Odie?
Um, I think he's run away.
I was giving him a bath,
and I forgot to put his collar back on.
You know, 'cause
Garfield hates his collar.
He's about 15 pounds.
He's brownish yellow with brown floppy ears.
- Would you mind getting that?
Um, I'm offering a reward.
Yeah, that's right.
Okay, and he answers to the name of...
- Hi.
- Hi.
I'd say the refrigerator
is unguarded.
Wh... What are you
doing here?
We're having dinner,
remember?
Right! R...
Dinner.
Th-The two of us.
Tonight. Of course.
- Shall I come in?
- Yeah!
Yeah.
Come on in.
Uh, you know, uh, Liz,
I have a confession.
Uh, uh, it's not really a confession.
More of an admission.
It's a... You know what it is?
It's like a, uh...
It's like a declaration.
I have a... a... d...
I love it
when you do that.
- Do what?
- You know, trip over yourself.
It's cute.
It's one of the reasons I had
a crush on you in high school.
You had a crush on me?
Yeah. I thought you were
really cute, decent.
Not like all those
other jerks.
I don't believe it. L..

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