thejudges now...
if they would please
take their positions for the viewings.
Oh, watch your step there.
[Laughs]
[Applause]
Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to the dog show.
Well, what if I
compromise a little?
How 'bout I do the rolling around
with the yarn ball thing?
And I'll purr. I'll purr like a Ferrari.
Or make that a Jaguar.
I won't climb drapes though. That's more
than you get from some dumb dog.
Oops. Dogs.
Uh-oh.
- Oh, what? You're all gonna take it personally?
- Down, boy. Sit.
- Stay!
- [Garfield] Now, I'm gonna die.
Oh, now I really
am gonna die.!
Excuse me.
Can I get through here?
- [Clamoring]
- No one under this tarp. Ah.! That's my ear.!
[Man On P.A.]
Owners, maintain control of your dogs.
People, control
those animals now.!
Music! Music, you idiot!
?? [Dance]
- Yeah, play the music.
- [Sighs]
[Garfield]
That's my bad knee. Stop it. All right.!
- Feets, don't fail me now.!
- [Barking]
[Man On P.A.] I apologize for this.
Please excuse this outburst.
- This is highly irregular.
- Odie! Odie! [Whistles]
Odie.! Odie, come on.
Come on, buddy. Come on back.
Odie.! Odie, you want a treat?
Huh? Buddy?
?? [Continues]
Okay. All right.
I need a ride.
I'm a cat in trouble.
I'm hitching a ride in your muumuu.
- Ooh!
- Come on! Let's move!
- [Barking]
- Go.! Let's move.! Dig.! Dig.! Hyah.! Hyah.!
Come on, Pinkie. Move it out.!
Oh.! Sorry. Sorry.
Move.! Move.! Move, Pinkie.!
Move, Pinkie.! Move.!
[Man On P.A.] We certainly have
a new star in the arena.
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is amazing.!
[Happy]
Talented little fella, huh?
Hyah, Pinkie! Hyah!
They're gaining on us, Pinkie!
A cat's life is at stake. Whoa.!
Thanks for the ride.
Excuse me, ma'am.
Please call 911.
[Crying]
Please.!
This is exactly
what I deserve anyway.
I promise if I survive,
I'll never compete with a dog again.
Okay.! You got me.!
But before I say good-bye...
Oh, isn't this the final irony?
Look who's here to witness this.
The mailman!
You're so stupid.
?? [Continues]
Whoo! Yeah!
Whoo. Whoo-hoo.
?? [Ends]
[Laughs]
Yes!
Odie, come here.
That's a good boy. Oh, hi.
[Man On P.A.]
Ladies and gentlemen, Happy Chapman.
[Laughs]
That is one talented dog!
[Cheering]
You know, this is exactly
the kind of dog...
that could have
a future in television.
Oh, thank you, Mr. Chapman,
but Odie's just my pet.
And that's... that's all
I really want him to be.
- You're kidding.
- No.
Okay. Well,
this is for you.
And, uh...
this is for you if you
happen to change your mind.
You just ring me up.
You give..."Hello? Hello?
I changed my mind.
I wanna be a star."
- Okay.
- Okay!
- Okay.
- Let's hear it for Odie!
[Man On P.A.] What a sensational ending
to a rather unconventional show.!
- Smile.
- Our winner today...
a fabulous dancing puppy
called Odie.!
...the cul-de-sac. Never leave the cul-de-sac.
Never leave the cul-de-sac.
N-Never leave the cul-de-sac.
Never leave the cul-de-sac.
Never leave the cul-de-sac.
Never leave the cul-de...
[Groans]
I'm h-home.
- [Jon] I had fun today. Thank you.
- [Liz] Yeah, me too.
Would you like to come in?
- Uh, not today.
- I knew that.
- I'm sorry.
- Jon, I wanna come over, just not today.
I have to cover
for another vet.
Oh! Really?
How's Sunday?
Sunday is... Sunday's great.
S-Sunday's good. Sunday.
[Laughs]
Okay.
So, I'll...
- I'll see you Sunday.
- Sunday.
- Sunday.
- [Laughs]
Why? Why has this happened?
I was the one.
It was all about me.
Not about some stupid,
sniveling, smelly...
high-maintenance disco dog.
Ahh!
Oh, no.
[Gasps]
[Creaking]
Huh? Oh...
?? [Jon Singing]
You just can't do this, Jon. He's trying
to tear us apart. Don't you see that?
You know me. I'm too lazy
to try to destroy your house.
I was provoked, pushed,
prodded, driven mad.
You can't kick me out of my own house
like I'm some kind of animal!
Oh, come on, Jon. Jon!
Oh, come on, Jon. Jon!
You know I'm scared