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Jon, it's in my seat. Jon.!
- We could all go out together. Park, dog shows,
- Jon.! Uh, Jon?
- Stuff like that.
- Uh, Jonny boy?
W-Wait a minute.
Are... Are you... asking me out?
Oh, Jonny boy, the time has come
to get a car alarm.
You're not gonna believe it. A mongrel mutt
has broken into your car!
Garfield, this is Odie.
He's coming home with us.
Whoa! You went in there to get a date
and came out with a dog?
Oh, that's bad even for you.
Oh, you're so sad!
Oh, no, no, no. We're not
bringing a dog home with us.
Hey, I ride shotgun!
What are you looking at, tick boy?
[Garfield]
Jon, it's not too late.
Quickly, turn around...
before he finds out where we live.!
[Crying]
Please take this
trouser sniffer back.!
- Please.
- Come on, Odie. Let's go.
This is your new home.
[Crying]
Come on, buddy.
Jon, you had me,
a chick magnet...
and now you've got
a tick magnet.
[Sniffling]
Garfield,
Jon brought a dog home.
- I am aware, Nermal.
- Why would he do a thing like that?
Gee, I don't know, Nermal.
It just seems like
a weird thing to do...
bringing a dog into a house
that already has a cat.
Can we drop it?
I mean, it's no big... deal.
It's... just a splattered bug
on the windshield of my life.
A bug?
A dim-witted, smelly, goofy...
[Sighs]
Splattered bug that I will deal with
appropriately and enthusiastically.
- Come on.
- As you can see, I'm stillJon's favorite.
See ya later, Garfield.
Good luck with the bug thing!
Come on.
[Laughs] This is payback
for the liver thing, isn't it?
Payback.
[Laughs] He's a nut.
This is your new home, Odie.
That's my office over there.
And, uh, the TV over there.
- And, uh, the kitchen.
- Hm.
You wanna go see it?
Okay, go see the house. Go see it.
Why don't you draw him
a map?
Okay, I've gotta...
remain calm, that's all.
Jon's a cat guy,
not a dog guy.
This'll last a week,
maybe 10 days. Tops.
Boy, this puppy
is stupid gone wild!
Nah, this is just a bad dream. I'm gonna
close my eyes and when I open them...
everything will be
back to normal.
- [Panting]
- Ah! That's not normal.
Not close.
Oh, great.
Dog cooties.
Somebody inoculate me, please.
- [Thuds]
- [Shudders]
This is a nightmare. L...
I just need a little quality time
with man's real best friend...
television.
[Chuckles]
[Sputters]
No, no, no. No, no. No.
Hey, new guy, let me hip you
to the rules, okay?
Number one...
that's my chair, all right?
I even see you raise a leg,
and it's on, it's go time, pal.
Very well.
- [Smack]
- [Whines]
Yeah, I think I just may have
a mental advantage on this guy.
Leave me alone.
I'm not kidding, Yodel Odie.
Pop a worm pill
and hit the road. I'm busy.
You wanna play? Fine.
You can be my new astronaut.
Go jump in the pail,
and we'll shoot you into outer space.
Come on. It's real simple.
Here, I'll even throw your ball in there.
Follow the ball,
andjump in the pail.
Come on, Odie.
Just like this.
Come on over here and just jump
right into the pail, and help me.
Come on. No.
Just in here like this.
Uh-oh.!
Don't touch that.!
Aaah!
Oh, no.!
Whoa!
Aaah.!
Oh, no!
Houston, we have a problem.
Odie, get off the pail.
Would you get off
the pail, please?
Okay, time for a new game.
It's called
"my claw in your butt"game.
Come here! Get back here!
Come on!
I'll just use my left claw.
If my legs were longer,
I'd have caught you by now. Come here.
Just wait for one second.
Slow... down.
- [Laughs]
- Ahhh... -
Well, well, well.
I've got you now, fat cat.
Hey, Luca, is that a new chain
you're wearin', fella?
Looks good on ya. You look great.
You been working out?
Oh, I've been waiting
years for this.
- Would that be regular years or dog years?
- [Growls]
- [Cowering]
- [Barks]
What the... Get away
from me, pip-squeak.
Uh, Luca, this is Odie.
Odie, Luca.
Luca, do me a favor and eat him for me,
would you, please?
- [Girl Cat] Garfield, are you all right?
- I think so.

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