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Odie.
They're like buddies now!
What's the matter? Oh, my God!
Odie, what are you doing here?
I was doing a solo dance,
and a creepy dog comes up next to me?
Did you guys see that?
Thank you, fellas. Thank you.
Did you guys see that?
Thank you, fellas. Thank you.
Uh-oh.
Here's more trouble.
Look at the goony look
on his face.
- Come on, buddy. Come here. Come on.
- Taking him back to the vet?
- Time for our date with Liz.
- Takin'him back to the kennel, right?
Yeah? Are you putting
him up for adoption?
Hey, Garfield,
Jon's taking Odie on his date with Liz...
- and he's leaving you behind.
- I know, Nermal.
[Nermal] They're off
on an adventure and you're still here.
And your point is?
Well, that's gotta feel bad...
being left byJon
while he takes Odie out.
It's like you're not
his favorite anymore.
Hey, what do you say
we play brain surgeon?
Would you go get my power tools?
[Groans]
This is so sad.
Jon has completely
lost his mind.
Doesn't realize
how important I am to him.
I need to be so very
understanding of him...
at this difficult time.
Hey, wait up! Wait up for me!
You forgot me!
Slow down! Please slow down!
I'm right back here!
Waa... oh! I think
I pulled a hamstring.
All right. It's okay.
I'm on. I'm on. Relax.
Oh, my poor nose.
[Man On P.A.] So, if you own Marie,
please come and claim her.
[Man On P.A.] So, if you own Marie,
please come and claim her.
Thank you very much.
Now, before the show starts, go over
to the snack section on the south lawn...
and get those goodies.
We have things there
that we're sure...
[Groans]
Yeah, go on ahead. Uh...
I'll catch up with ya.
It's probably just a mild concussion...
or... or a skull fracture.
Maybe I'll get a CATscan.
A CAT scan!
[Man On P.A.]
I'd like to ask thejudges now...
if they would please
take their positions for the viewings.
Oh, watch your step there.
[Laughs]
[Applause]
Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to the dog show.
Well, what if I
compromise a little?
How 'bout I do the rolling around
with the yarn ball thing?
And I'll purr. I'll purr like a Ferrari.
Or make that a Jaguar.
I won't climb drapes though. That's more
than you get from some dumb dog.
Oops. Dogs.
Uh-oh.
- Oh, what? You're all gonna take it personally?
- Down, boy. Sit.
- Stay!
- [Garfield] Now, I'm gonna die.
Oh, now I really
am gonna die.!
Excuse me.
Can I get through here?
- [Clamoring]
- No one under this tarp. Ah.! That's my ear.!
[Man On P.A.]
Owners, maintain control of your dogs.
People, control
those animals now.!
Music! Music, you idiot!
?? [Dance]
- Yeah, play the music.
- [Sighs]
[Garfield]
That's my bad knee. Stop it. All right.!
- Feets, don't fail me now.!
- [Barking]
[Man On P.A.] I apologize for this.
Please excuse this outburst.
- This is highly irregular.
- Odie! Odie! [Whistles]
Odie.! Odie, come on.
Come on, buddy. Come on back.
Odie.! Odie, you want a treat?
Huh? Buddy?
?? [Continues]
Okay. All right.
I need a ride.
I'm a cat in trouble.
I'm hitching a ride in your muumuu.
- Ooh!
- Come on! Let's move!
- [Barking]
- Go.! Let's move.! Dig.! Dig.! Hyah.! Hyah.!
Come on, Pinkie. Move it out.!
Oh.! Sorry. Sorry.
Move.! Move.! Move, Pinkie.!
Move, Pinkie.! Move.!
[Man On P.A.] We certainly have
a new star in the arena.
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is amazing.!
[Happy]
Talented little fella, huh?
Hyah, Pinkie! Hyah!
They're gaining on us, Pinkie!
A cat's life is at stake. Whoa.!
Thanks for the ride.
Excuse me, ma'am.
Please call 911.
[Crying]
Please.!
This is exactly
what I deserve anyway.
I promise if I survive,
I'll never compete with a dog again.
Okay.! You got me.!
But before I say good-bye...
Oh, isn't this the final irony?
Look who's here to witness this.
The mailman!
You're so stupid.
?? [Continues]
Whoo! Yeah!
Whoo. Whoo-hoo.
?? [Ends]
[Laughs]
Yes!
Odie, come here.
That's a good boy. Oh, hi.
[Man On P.A.]
Ladies and gentlemen,

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