Feets, don't fail me now.!
- [Barking]
[Man On P.A.] I apologize for this.
Please excuse this outburst.
- This is highly irregular.
- Odie! Odie! [Whistles]
Odie.! Odie, come on.
Come on, buddy. Come on back.
Odie.! Odie, you want a treat?
Huh? Buddy?
##[Continues]
Okay. All right.
I need a ride.
I'm a cat in trouble.
I'm hitching a ride in your muumuu.
- Ooh!
- Come on! Let's move!
- [Barking]
- Go.! Let's move.! Dig.! Dig.! Hyah.! Hyah.!
Come on, Pinkie. Move it out.!
Oh.! Sorry. Sorry.
Move.! Move.! Move, Pinkie.!
Move, Pinkie.! Move.!
[Man On P.A.] We certainly have
a new star in the arena.
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is amazing.!
[Happy]
Talented little fella, huh?
Hyah, Pinkie! Hyah!
They're gaining on us, Pinkie!
A cat's life is at stake. Whoa.!
Thanks for the ride.
Excuse me, ma'am.
Please call 911.
[Crying]
Please.!
This is exactly
what I deserve anyway.
I promise if I survive,
I'll never compete with a dog again.
Okay.! You got me.!
But before I say good-bye...
Oh, isn't this the final irony?
Look who's here to witness this.
The mailman!
You're so stupid.
## [Continues]
Whoo! Yeah!
Whoo. Whoo-hoo.
## [Ends]
[Laughs]
Yes!
Odie, come here.
That's a good boy. Oh, hi.
[Man On P.A.]
Ladies and gentlemen, Happy Chapman.
[Laughs]
That is one talented dog!
[Cheering]
You know, this is exactly
the kind of dog...
that could have
a future in television.
Oh, thank you, Mr. Chapman,
but Odie's just my pet.
And that's... that's all
I really want him to be.
- You're kidding.
- No.
Okay. Well,
this is for you.
And, uh...
this is for you if you
happen to change your mind.
You just ring me up.
You give..."Hello? Hello?
I changed my mind.
I wanna be a star."
- Okay.
- Okay!
- Okay.
- Let's hear it for Odie!
[Man On P.A.] What a sensational ending
to a rather unconventional show.!
- Smile.
- Our winner today...
a fabulous dancing puppy
called Odie.!
... the cul-de-sac. Never leave the cul-de-sac.
Never leave the cul-de-sac.
N-Never leave the cul-de-sac.
Never leave the cul-de-sac.
Never leave the cul-de-sac.
Never leave the cul-de...
[Groans]
I'm h-home.
- [Jon] I had fun today. Thank you.
- [Liz] Yeah, me too.
Would you like to come in?
- Uh, not today.
- I knew that.
- I'm sorry.
- Jon, I wanna come over, just not today.
I have to cover
for another vet.
Oh! Really?
How's Sunday?
Sunday is... Sunday's great.
S-Sunday's good. Sunday.
[Laughs]
Okay.
So, I'll...
- I'll see you Sunday.
- Sunday.
- Sunday.
- [Laughs]
Why? Why has this happened?
I was the one.
It was all about me.
Not about some stupid,
sniveling, smelly...
high-maintenance disco dog.
Ahh!
Oh, no.
[Gasps]
[Creaking]
Huh? Oh...
##[Jon Singing]
You just can't do this, Jon. He's trying
to tear us apart. Don't you see that?
You know me. I'm too lazy
to try to destroy your house.
I was provoked, pushed,
prodded, driven mad.
You can't kick me out of my own house
like I'm some kind of animal!
Oh, come on, Jon. Jon!
Oh, come on, Jon. Jon!
You know I'm scared
of the dark.
Yeah, that's a good boy.
Who's a good boy?
# Used to haveJon to myself #
# Day or night
There was no one else #
# From dawn to dusk
my meals would come #
#I'd lounge about in my home #
#But now I'm out
in the cold of night #
#All alone till
the dawn's first light #
# I'm in a new dog
state of mind #
# Used to think I had a home #
#A special place
to call my own #
# But now the dog's in
and I'm out #
#I've got noJon
I've got no clout #
## [Wailing]
# I'm in a new dog
state of mind ##
[Crying]
Leave me alone.
You've won.
You're inside with him,
and I'm out here