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Never. You guys
are my best friends.
- You had me at hello.
- Oh.
- Get outta here.
- This is WalterJ. Chapman...
with breaking news
from the Midwest.
Abby Shields reporting.
Whatcha got for me, Abby?
Details are sketchy,
but it appears that a deranged man...
may be the cause
of all the trouble here.
A deranged man?
What is this?
In fact, the police are bringing
the suspect out as we speak.
Aah! Good grief.
It's my idiot brother.
Hey, that's Happy Chapman.
He's going for a ride
in the police car.
But sources tell me
that this incident...
somehow involved a dog
and a very heroic cat.
- [Girl Cat] Garfield.!
- [Nermal] Hey, he saved Odie.!
- Now he's a hero.
- Oh, I didn't realize.
Garfield's on TV.
He's a hero.
Garfield.! That's Garfield.
- Garfield's a hero now.!
- [Garfield] Thanks, everybody.
- [Nermal] Hero.!
- Well, thanks for saying so. It's nice to hear.
- [Nermal] We're a whole street full of heroes.
- It sounds sincere. Thank you.
- [Nermal] Yeah. Heroes.!
- [Luca] Okay.
I've been waiting years for this.
- [Nermal] Whoa.!
- Come on, pal.
- [Nermal] Hey, Arlene.
- Wow. It's nice to be recognized by your peers.
I couldn't have done this
without you. L...
You're a really
great friend.
Jon, I wanna be more
than your friend.
- You do?
- Yeah.
Where do they find the energy?
?? [Chorus On TV]
Yeah, just
one big happy family.
Yeah, right!
Hit the floor.
[Chuckles] No, seriously,
you can come up, buddy.
Come on. Come on.
No, seriously. Come on up.
Down you go. We just
hit it off so great...
because we both love
the same thing, and that is...
- [Whimpers]
- Me.
?? [Singing]
?? [Ends]
Uh, oops.
Hey, Odie, help me.
I can't get up.
Odie, my friend,
bring me some ice.
Will you hurry up, you dumb dog?
I'm in pain.Huh?
What the... Aw.
I hate Mondays.
Pooky, cover me.
I'm goin' in.
Alley... oop.!
B-b-b-b-b-bah, ha!
Oh, Sleeping Beauty, wake up.
You can stop dreaming about me
because I'm here.
Now, just wake up.
You've got work to do.
You're not just my owner,
you're my primary caregiver.
- Now be a...
- Not now, Garfield.
Get... A-Ah...
just... All right.
Cut the sweet stuff.
Easy now. Just...
Trying to cuddle
with me, huh?
Trying to avoid
your duties, huh?
Well, that just
ain't gonna... fly!
It isn't gonna
work with m... me.
See, I'm getting my exercise,
doin' my job.
Just one quick cannonball!
- Oh!
- Morning.
Okay! I think you're clean enough now.
- H-H-Hot.! Hot.! Hot.!
- Got your towel right here.
Garfield.! No.!
- It's liver flavored.
- Mm! Delicious.
Mm. Mm!
Oh! Oh, liver!
Well, actually, it's liver flavored.
That was a good breakfast.
Now I think I'll just
fall off the "Catkin's" diet...
and get myself
a little high-fat chaser.
- Garfield, look, the milk truck.
- Oh, attaboy, Nermal.
- The milk truck comes every day.
- Yeah, but maybe not today.
Maybe it's changing routes.
Maybe this'll be the last we'll ever see of it.
Come on. It's just across the street.
We're cats. We like milk.
- Let's go for it.
- No.
- But, you... -
- But nothin'.
I don't leave
the cul-de-sac for anything.
Out there,
it's a hornet's nest of trouble.
Bad things happen out there.
So I don't go out there.
Besides, I've found
if you wait long enough...
everything comes to you.
Here come the milkman
Here come the milkman
- He got his shoes on, he got his milk pan
- Hey, Nermal...
let's play astronaut
again today.
- Yeah?
- Yeah, I love that game.
You're such a brave
little astronaut.
- All right.
- Prepare tojump into your spaceship,
Commander Nermal.
But wh-wh-what
about the milk?
- Who needs milk when you can be in outer space?
- Ah.
- You got a secret mission today.
- Yeah?
- You'll be exploring the Milky Way.
- Okay.
I get the chills when you jump
in your little spacecraft.
The nation thanks you.


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