m sorry, I can't come to the door
right now. In my weakened condltion -
- I could take a spill down the stairs
and suffer further school absences.
You can reach my parents at work.
Thank you for stopping by.
I appreciate your concern.
Have a nice day.
Mud...
Son of a bitch!
My shoe.
Hi, doggy.
Stay, boy.
Stay...
Stay!
Sit!
Sit! Heel! Stay!
- We'd better go and get the car.
- We have until six.
I know you don't care,
but it does mean my ass.
That hurts, Cameron.
- What have you seen today?
- Nothing good.
Nothing...!
What do you mean, nothing good?
We've seen everything good,
we've seen the whole city.
We went to a museum
and saw priceless works of art.
What? What's wrong?
Look over there.
- What's he doing?
- He's making obscene gestures.
What?
- He didn't leave.
- It really busts my hump.
- He didn't ditch us.
- He might be back at school.
- He would not go back to school.
- He'd do it just to make me sweat.
Ladies and gentlemen,
we'd like to play a little tune for you.
I dedicate It to a man who doesn't think
he's seen anything good today.
Cameron Frye, this one is for you.
- Get off the float!
- What are you doing?
As long as I've known him,
everything works for him.
There's nothing he can't handle.
I can't handle anything.
School, parents, the future.
Ferris can do anything.
- I don't know what I'm going to do.
- College.
Yeah, but to do what?
What are you interested in?
Nothing.
Me neither.
You're crazy!
What do you think
Ferris is going to do?
He's going to be a fry cook.
Christ...
Look what Uncle Ed has for you,
you little fucker.
Jesus!
Sleep tight, pooch.
I knew it!
Well, where is she?
This is her daughter.
Do you know where she is?
Do you know when she'll be back?
Do you know anything?
- Ferris.
- Bueller.
You're psychotic.
You're out of your mind.
I can't believe you went
on a goddam parade float!
Okay, wait...
"Yeah, this tune
is one of my personal favourites."
- A lot of people saw you.
- You are nailed.
Who'd believe I was in a parade?
Anybody who would nail me
wouldn't go to a parade.
That was so quick.
- This looks okay to me, Cameron.
- It looks great. Let's roll.
Here you go. Thank you.
You're a very generous individual.
Come back anytime.
- Watch the seat.
- Sorry.
See you later.
We've got to do this again.
This is not a phoney call.
There is an intruder, -
- male Caucasian,
possibly armed, in my kitchen.
My name's Bueller.
You hope my brother's feeling better?
I'm in danger!
I am very protective of my body.
I do not want it violated or killed.
I need help!
Speak any English? Dickhead.
Excuse me, if you're still in the
house, I'vejust called the police.
If you have any brains whatsoever,
you'll get out real quick.
I also have my father's gun
and a scorching case of herpes.
Wait, that's my car!
I'll move it.
He got my keys.
You shithead!
I feel pretty good. I feel real good.
Those guys at the garage were nice.
I was a little worried about them.
It turned out good.
Hey...
- Cameron.
- Yeah?
How many miles did you say
this thing had on it when we left?
126 and halfway
between three and four tenths.
Why? How many miles are on it now?
Here's where Cameron goes berserk.
Cameron, are you okay?
Cut that out.
Who is lt?
I'm sorry, I can't come to the door
right now. In my weakened condltion -
- I could take a spill
down the stairs...
God bless the police.
I'm saved. Thank you, God.
- Thank...
- I heard that you were feeling ill
headache, fever and a chill
I came to help restore your pluck
'cause I'm the nurse who likes to...
This may very well be for real.
He might have blown
a microchip or two.
He's always been a little keyed up.
I just wanted to give him a good day.
We're going to graduate soon.
We'll have the summer.
He'll work and I'll work.
We'll see each other at night
and on the weekends.
Then he'll go to one school
and I'll go to another.
Basically that