's that?
That's cool Did you
blow him away or something?
No, not yet
He was ditching school When I went
home to check, some guy was there
The cops picked me up
for making a phoney call
What do you care
if your brother ditches school?
- Everybody else has to go
- You could ditch
- I'd get caught
- Yes
You're pissed off because he ditches
and doesn't get caught, is that it?
- Basically
- Basically
- Your problem is you
- Excuse me?
Worry about yourself,
not about what your brother does
- That's just an opinion
- What are you, a psychiatrist?
Keep your opinions to yourself
There's somebody you should talk to
If you say Ferris Bueller,
you lose a testicle
Oh, you know him
That whole time
I was just thinking things over
I was like meditating
Then I sort of watched myself
from inside
I realised it was ridiculous
being afraid
Worrying about everything
Wishing I was dead
All that shit I'm tired of it
It was the best day of my life
I'm going to miss you guys next year
Cameron, can I ask you a question?
Yeah
Did you see me change
out of my clothes by the jacuzzi?
Did you?
You saw me?
I thought you were catatonic
That's okay I'm not embarrassed
I better check on the car
Hey, Ferris!
Yeah?
The miles aren't coming off
going in reverse
No
I thought that might be a problem
We have to open the odometer,
roll it back by hand
No, forget it
Forget it
I've got to take a stand
I'm bullshit
I put up with everything
My old man pushes me around
I never say anything
He's not the problem
I'm the problem
I've got to take a stand
I've got to take a stand against him
I am not going to sit on my ass -
- as the events that affect me unfold
to determine the course of my life
I'm going to take a stand and defend it
Right or wrong,
I'm going to defend it
I'm so sick of this shit
I can't stand him
and I hate this goddam car
Who do you love? You love a car
You son of a bitch
Shit
I dented the shit out of it
Good
My father will see what I did
I can't hide this
He'll come home
and he'll have to deal with me
I don't care I really don't
I'm just tired of being afraid
The hell with him
I can't wait to see the look
on his face
What did I do?
- What did I do?
- You killed the car
Whoa!
Holy shit!
It's my fault
I'll take the heat for it
When he comes home, we'll tell him
that I did it He hates me anyway
No, I'll take it
- I'll take it
- No, you don't want this much heat
If I didn't want it,
I wouldn't have let you take the car
- I made you take that car
- I could have stopped you
I want it
I'm going to take it, that's it
When Morris comes home,
he and I will just have a little chat
It's cool
No, it's going to be good
Thanks anyway
This is a shock to me
I don't know why she left school
And why would she come up
with a story about an intruder?
For whatever reason she did it,
she's had a scare
I appreciate you calling We'll have
a long talk with her at home
Thank you
- I hope your son is feeling better
- Pardon?
Tell him all the guys at the station
are pulling for him
Right
- Hi
- Don't "hi" me, young lady
I want to get out of here now
Now
Okay Fine!
- She's a little hyper
- Yeah
Let's not ruin this
with a lot of talk, okay?
- You didn't tell me your name
- It's Jean
But a lot of guys call me Shauna
- Okay, Jean
- Cool
That's great
I'll see you, okay?
Jeanie, now!
- Now!
- Okay
- I had a great time today
- Yeah, it was pretty cool
Will Cameron be okay?
Yeah, sure,
for the first time in his life
He's going to be just fine
You knew what you were doing
when you woke up this morning
Me? No
Oh, shit!
I have to go
- I'll call you tonight
- Okay
- I love you
- I love you, too
He's going to marry me
Do you know what it's like to pick up
your daughter at the police station?
I was about to close the deal
with the Vermont people
I was going to take my commission
and buy Ferris a car
What the hell are you doing?
Are