I'd pray for a disease, too
The place is like a museum
It's very beautiful and very cold
You're not allowed to touch anything
Can you appreciate what it must
have been like to be there as a baby?
I'm amazed that I got the car out
I caught Cameron digging the ride
It's good for him
It teaches him to deal with his fear
Plus, I must be honest here
I love driving it It is so choice
If you have the means,
I highly recommend picking one up
- Thank you
- Yes, sir
Jeanie, who's bothering you now?
- Is Mr Rooney in?
- No, can I help you?
- I doubt it When is he back?
- I don't know
- He's out on personal business
- What's that supposed to mean?
I suppose it means
it's none of your business, young lady
Nice attitude
- Is Mrs Hagel expecting you in class?
- Probably
What an asshole
- Raise your advertising budget
- We don't have the money
If you want to sell, you have
to spend It's as simple as that
4,000 restaurants in the area
I pick the one my father goes to
We're pinched for sure
Only the meek get pinched
The bold survive Let's go
- Let's surrender
- Never
Dave, I'm telling you
that it's not the case
- We don't have the money
- Dave, you know what it takes
We're going to go heavy on TV
We'll lighten up on radio and print
Come on back to my office
We know you've got the money
We just have to spend it bonehead!
Bueller.
Lesjeux sont faits.
Translation: The game is up
Your ass is mine
Runner at first base, nobody out.
The first hit since the fifth inning,
only the fourth hit in the game.
0 and 2 the count. There's a drive.
Left field.
Twisting into foul territory.
I'm really surprised
they didn't go for it in that inning.
- What's the score?
- Nothing-nothing
- Who's winning?
- The Bears
- I think I broke my thumb
- Hey, batter, batter Swing, batter
Do you realise that if we played by
the rules, right now we'd be in gym?
Come on, boys, let's go
We'll never get out of here Move!
I hate him
Who is it?
It's Ed Rooney, Ferris
I'd like to have a word with you
I'm sorry, I can't come to the door
right now. In my weakened condition -
- I could take a spill down the stairs
and suffer further school absences.
- Save it, Ferris Come down here
- You can reach my parents at work.
Thank you for stopping by.
I appreciate your concern.
- Come down here and talk to me
- Have a nice day.
You're in big trouble
Ferris
Ferris
- Who is it?
- You know damn well who it is
I'm sorry, I can't come to the door
right now. In my weakened condition -
- I could take a spill down the stairs
and suffer further school absences.
You can reach my parents at work.
Thank you for stopping by.
I appreciate your concern.
Have a nice day.
Mud
Son of a bitch!
My shoe
Hi, doggy
Stay, boy
Stay
Stay!
Sit!
Sit! Heel! Stay!
- We'd better go and get the car
- We have until six
I know you don't care,
but it does mean my ass
That hurts, Cameron
- What have you seen today?
- Nothing good
Nothing!
What do you mean, nothing good?
We've seen everything good,
we've seen the whole city
We went to a museum
and saw priceless works of art
What? What's wrong?
Look over there
- What's he doing?
- He's making obscene gestures
What?
- He didn't leave
- It really busts my hump
- He didn't ditch us
- He might be back at school
- He would not go back to school
- He'd do it just to make me sweat
Ladies and gentlemen,
we'd like to play a little tune for you.
I dedicate it to a man who doesn't think
he's seen anything good today.
Cameron Frye, this one is for you.
- Get off the float!
- What are you doing?
As long as I've known him,
everything works for him
There's nothing he can't handle
I can't handle anything
School, parents, the future
Ferris can do anything
- I don't know what I'm going to do
- College
Yeah, but to do what?
What are you interested in?
Nothing
Me neither
You're crazy!
What do you think
Ferris is going to do?
He's going to be a fry