we'll be at the following number.
I did not achieve my position by having
a punk leave my cheese in the wind
You have reached
the Carlton Brothers Mortuary.
If you leave your name and number,
we'll get back to you.
Something is going on,
and I'm going to find out what it is
I'm going to catch this kid
and put a dent in his future
15 years from now, when he looks back
on the ruin his life has become, -
- he will remember Edward Rooney
- Wrong
- What?
Not here
We're not leaving the car here
- Why not?
- I want the car home where it belongs
- Let's go
- What can happen in a garage?
It could get wrecked, stolen,
scratched, breathed on wrong
- A pigeon could shit on it
- Calm down
I'll give the guy a fiver to watch it
What guy?
Hey, how are you doing?
You speak English?
What country do you think this is?
Okay, I want you to take
extra special care of this vehicle
No problem Trust me
- Sir
- Come on
Relax
You have nothing to worry about
I'm a professional
A professional what?
See what a finski
can do to a guy's attitude?
Come on
Bless his little heart
Nine times.
- You think the car's all right?
- Sure
- This is the world's tallest building
- I don't feel too good
Here, climb up on this
Come on, everybody Cameron
Okay, lean forward
against the glass like this
- Oh, my God!
- Isn't that great?
The city looks so peaceful
from up here
Anything is peaceful from 1,353 feet
- I think I see my dad
- We've got a lot to do Let's go
Shit! The son of a bitch
is down there somewhere
- You want to get married?
- Sure
Today? I'm serious
- I'm not getting married
- Why not?
- Think about it
- Besides being too young
Having no place to live
You being the only cheerleader
with a husband
- Give me one good reason why not?
- Look at my mother and father
- They hate each other
- So what?
It's like that car
He loves the car, he hates his wife
Thank you
Can we please get out of here?
This place gives me the creeps
Why didn't you tell me?
- Hello, may I help you?
- You can sure as hell try
I'm Abe Froman, party of three for 12
- Is there a problem?
- You're Abe Froman?
- The sausage king of Chicago?
- Yeah, that's me
I'm very busy Why don't you kids
go back to the clubhouse?
Are you suggesting
I'm not who I say I am?
I'm suggesting that you leave
before I have to get snooty
- Okay, Abe, let's go
- I'm not going anywhere
- No, we'd like to be seated
- I'm going to have to call the police
- You're going to call the police?
- Yes
- Fine! I'll call them myself
- Yes
Call the police This'll be a hoot
Give me the phone
I have another call
You touch me, I yell rat
Find another phone
Wonderful
I weep for the future
- Ferris, let it go
- Please, you've gone too far
You're going to get busted
You can never go too far,
and I won't be busted by a guy like that
- Come on, Abe!
- Ask for Abe Froman
- Chez Quis?
- May I speak to Abe Froman?
- The sausage king of Chicago
- Let me check the restaurant
- Could you describe him for me?
- Leatherjacket
White T-shirt, sweater vest.
Devastatingly handsome
- Hold on one moment.
- Thank you
Froman, this is Sergeant Peterson,
Chicago Police.
- I appreciate your understanding
- Don't think twice
Understanding allows people like us
to tolerate a person like yourself
- Thank you
- Don't mention it
Enjoy your luncheon
Darling, you were wonderful
Cameron, you thought we wouldn't
have any fun Shame on you
Maybe I'm overreacting.
Maybe Ferris isn't such a bad guy.
After all, I got a car.
He got a computer.
Still, why should he get
to do whatever he wants?
Why should everything
work out for him?
What makes him
so goddam special?
Screw him
I used to think that my family was
the only one with weirdness in it
Then I saw Cameron's family
His home life is really twisted
That's why he's sick all the time
It really bothers him
He feels better when he's sick
If I had to live in that house,