deliberately hurt my feelings
- No
I did not deliberately
hurt your feelings I didn't
- What are you doing?
- See you later I'm going home
- Have a nice life
- Cameron, wait a minute
I didn't mean to lose my temper
I'm sorry, it was uncalled for
- Seriously?
- Yeah
- Here you go
- Thank you
You did screw up though, right?
- Not that it was completely your fault
- Why?
To fix the situation, I'm going
to have to ask you for a favour
The 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California
Less than a hundred were made
My father spent
three years restoring this car
It is his love It is his passion
It is his fault
he didn't lock the garage
Ferris, what are you talking about?
My father loves this car more than life
A man with such priorities
doesn't deserve this fine automobile
No
Apparently you don't understand
He never drives it
He just rubs it with a diaper
Remember how insane he went
when I broke my retainer?
That was a piece of plastic
This is a Ferrari
We can't pick up Sloane in your car
Mr Rooney would never believe
Mr Peterson drives that piece of shit
- It's not a piece of shit
- It is
Don't worry I don't even have
a piece of shit I have to envy yours
I'm sorry
There's nothing else we can do
- He knows the mileage
- He doesn't trust you?
- Never has, never will
- This is real simple
Whatever miles we put on,
we'll take off
- We'll drive home backwards
- No
No, Ferris, forget it
I'm putting my foot down
How about we rent a nice Cadillac?
My treat
We could call a limo
A stretch job with a TV and a bar
Come on, live a little
Let me tell you how deeply saddened
I am by your loss
I had a grandmother once
Two, actually
"Man hath but a short time to live
and is full of misery"
"He cometh up
and is cut down like a flower"
"He fleeth as if it were a shadow -
and never continueth in one stay"
Oh, dear
Between grief and nothing,
I'll take grief
Great
Sloane, dear, hurry along now
I guess that's my dad
I've got to go
Mr Rooney Ed
- You're a beautiful man
- Thank you
I want to thank you
for your warmth and compassion
Shit!
- Do you have a kiss for Daddy?
- Are you kidding?
So that's how it is in their family
- Hi, Cameron, are you comfortable?
- Hi, Sloane No
- What are we going to do?
- What aren't we going to do?
Don't say
we're not going to take the car home
If you had access to a car like this,
would you take it back right away?
Neither would I
Ferris, don't go so fast
Save Ferris
God bless you You're very generous
Save Ferris Bueller
- Save Ferris?
- What?
We're collecting money
to buy Ferris Bueller a new kidney
- Go piss up a flagpole
- I'm sorry?
- You should be
- Hey!
What if you need a favour someday
from Ferris Bueller?
Peterson home on line one
Watch your mouth this time
Go suck your hat
We can't come to the phone now.
We've had a death in the family.
Ferris Bueller is behind this,
there is no doubt in my mind
- Now Sloane Peterson is involved
- Her grandmother, too
You pinhead
If you need to reach us,
we'll be at the following number.
I did not achieve my position by having
a punk leave my cheese in the wind
You have reached
the Carlton Brothers Mortuary.
If you leave your name and number,
we'll get back to you.
Something is going on,
and I'm going to find out what it is
I'm going to catch this kid
and put a dent in his future
15 years from now, when he looks back
on the ruin his life has become, -
he will remember Edward Rooney
- Wrong
- What?
Not here
We're not leaving the car here
- Why not?
- I want the car home where it belongs
- Let's go
- What can happen in a garage?
It could get wrecked, stolen,
scratched, breathed on wrong
- A pigeon could shit on it
- Calm down
I'll give the guy a fiver to watch it
What guy?
Hey, how are you doing?
You speak English?
What country do you think this is?
Okay, I want you to take
extra special care of this vehicle
No problem Trust me
- Sir
- Come on