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you little fucker.
Sleep tight, pooch.
I knew it!
Well, where is she?
This is her daughter.
Do you know where she is?
Do you know when she'll be back?.
Do you know anything?
- Ferris.
- Bueller.
You're psychotic.
You're out of your mind.
I can't believe you went
on a goddam parade float!
Okay, wait ...
'"Yeah, this tune
is one of my personal favorites."
- A lot of people saw you.
- You are nailed.
Who'd believe I was in a parade?
Anybody who would nail me
wouldn't go to a parade.
That was so quick.
- This looks okay to me, Cameron.
- It looks great. Let's roll.
Here you go. Thank you.
You're a very generous individual.
Come back anytime.
- Watch the seat.
- Sorry.
See you later.
We've got to do this again.
This is not a phoney call.
There is an intruder, -
- male Caucasian,
possibly armed, in my kitchen.
My name's Bueller.
You hope my brother's feeling better?.
I'm in danger!
I am very protective of my body.
I do not want it violated or killed.
I need help!
Speak any English? Dickhead.
Excuse me, if you're still in the
house, Ive just called the police.
If you have any brains whatsoever,
you'll get out real quick.
I also have my father's gun
and a scorching case of herpes.
Wait, that's my car!
I'll move it.
He got my keys.
You shithead!
I feel pretty good. I feel real good.
Those guys at the garage were nice.
I was a little worried about them.
It turned out good.
Hey ...
- Cameron.
- Yeah?
How many miles did you say
this thing had on it when we left?
126 and halfway
between three and four tenths.
Why?. How many miles are on it now?.
Here's where Cameron goes berserk.
Cameron, are you okay?.
Cut that out.
Who is it?
I'm sorry, I can't come to the door
right now. In my weakened condition -
- I could take a spill
down the stairs ...
God bless the police.
I'm saved. Thank you, God.
- Thank ...
- I heard that you were feeling ill
headache, fever and a chill
I came to help restore your pluck
'cause I'm the nurse who likes to ...
This may very well be for real.
He might have blown
a microchip or two.
He's always been a little keyed up.
I just wanted to give him a good day.
We're going to graduate soon.
We'll have the summer.
He'll work and I'll work.
We'll see each other at night
and on the weekends.
Then he'll go to one school
and I'll go to another.
Basically that will be it.
Sloane's as big a problem.
She has another year of high school.
How do I deal with that?
I was serious
when I said I'd marry her. I would.
Can you hear me?
Cameron, blink if you understand me.
Cameron has never been in love.
Well, nobody has been in love with him.
If things don't change for him, he's
going to marry the first girl he lays.
And she's going to treat him like shit,
because she will have given him -
- what he has built up in his mind as
the end all, be all of our existence.
She won't respect him.
You can't respect somebody who
kisses your ass. It just doesn't work.
Ferris, we'd better try something else.
This isn't working.
Are you feeling better, Cameron?
Why don't you come in here?
It's really nice.
Cameron, I can flip out real easy, too.
It's okay.
Sooner or later,
everybody goes to the zoo.
Maybe he's really sick.
Maybe he isn't just torturing himself.
Hey! Hey, Cameron!
Cameron, wake up.
Come on, Cameron. Wake up!
- What is that?
- Ferris Bueller, you're my hero.
- That was pretty impressive, man.
- You son of a bitch.
It's not funny.
Thank you, no. I'm straight.
I meant, are you in here for drugs?
- Why are you here?
- Drugs.
- I don't know why I'm here.
- Why don't you go home?
Why don't you
put your thumb up your butt?
You wear too much eye make-up.
My sister wears too much.
People think she's a whore.
- You don't want to talk about it?
- With you? Are you serious?
- I'm serious.
- Blow yourself.
All right,
you want to know what's wrong?
I know what's wrong.
I just want

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