job with a TV and a bar
Come on, live a little
Let me tell you how deeply saddened
I am by your loss
I had a grandmother once
Two, actually
"Man hath but a short time to live
and is full of misery"
"He cometh up
and is cut down like a flower"
"He fleeth as if it were a shadow -
- and never continueth in one stay"
Oh, dear
Between grief and nothing,
I'll take grief
Great
Sloane, dear, hurry along now
I guess that's my dad
I've got to go
Mr Rooney Ed
- You're a beautiful man
- Thank you
I want to thank you
for your warmth and compassion
Shit!
- Do you have a kiss for Daddy?
- Are you kidding?
So that's how it is in their family
- Hi, Cameron, are you comfortable?
- Hi, Sloane No
- What are we going to do?
- What aren't we going to do?
Don't say
we're not going to take the car home
If you had access to a car like this,
would you take it back right away?
Neither would I
Ferris, don't go so fast
ROCK MUSIC SOUNDTRACK
Save Ferris
God bless you You're very generous
Save Ferris Bueller
- Save Ferris?
- What?
We're collecting money
to buy Ferris Bueller a new kidney
- Go piss up a flagpole
- I'm sorry?
- You should be
- Hey!
What if you need a favour someday
from Ferris Bueller?
Peterson home on line one
Watch your mouth this time
Go suck your hat
We can't come to the phone now.
We've had a death in the family.
Ferris Bueller is behind this,
there is no doubt in my mind
- Now Sloane Peterson is involved
- Her grandmother, too
You pinhead
If you need to reach us,
we'll be at the following number.
I did not achieve my position by having
a punk leave my cheese in the wind
You have reached
the Carlton Brothers Mortuary.
If you leave your name and number,
we'll get back to you.
Something is going on,
and I'm going to find out what it is
I'm going to catch this kid
and put a dent in his future
15 years from now, when he looks back
on the ruin his life has become,
he will remember Edward Rooney
- Wrong
- What?
Not here
We're not leaving the car here
- Why not?
- I want the car home where it belongs
- Let's go
- What can happen in a garage?
It could get wrecked, stolen,
scratched, breathed on wrong
- A pigeon could shit on it
- Calm down
I'll give the guy a fiver to watch it
What guy?
Hey, how are you doing?
You speak English?
What country do you think this is?
Okay, I want you to take
extra special care of this vehicle
No problem Trust me
- Sir
- Come on
Relax
You have nothing to worry about
I'm a professional
A professional what?
See what a finski
can do to a guy's attitude?
Come on
Bless his little heart
Nine times.
RECORDED SNORING
- Ferris, you think the car's all right?
- Sure
- This is the world's tallest building
- I don't feel too good
Here, climb up on this
Come on, everybody Cameron
Okay, lean forward
against the glass like this
- (SLOANE) Oh, my God!
- Isn't that great?
The city looks so peaceful
from up here
Anything is peaceful from 1,353 feet
- I think I see my dad
- We've got a lot to do Let's go
Shit! The son of a bitch
is down there somewhere
- You want to get married?
- Sure
Today? I'm serious
- I'm not getting married
- Why not?
- Think about it
- Besides being too young
Having no place to live
You being the only cheerleader
with a husband
- Give me one good reason why not?
- Look at my mother and father
- They hate each other
- So what?
It's like that car
He loves the car, he hates his wife
Thank you
Can we please get out of here?
This place gives me the creeps
Why didn't you tell me?
- Hello, may I help you?
- You can sure as hell try
I'm Abe Froman, party of three for 12
- Is there a problem?
- You're Abe Froman?
- The sausage king of Chicago?
- Yeah, that's me
I'm very busy Why don't you kids
go back to the clubhouse?
Are you suggesting
I'm not who I say I am?
I'm suggesting that you leave
before I have to get snooty
- Okay,