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i>If you wouldn't mind excusing Sloane,
I'd appreciate it.
Sure, I'd be happy to
You just produce a corpse,
and I'll release Sloane
I want to see this dead grandmother
It's all right, it's Ferris Bueller
I'm setting a trap for him
Ed, I'm sorry, did you say
you wanted to see a body?
Yeah, roll her old bones over here
and I'll dig up your daughter
That's school policy
Was this your mother?
No, my wife's mother.
- Ed Rooney's Office
- This is Ferris Bueller for Mr Rooney
I'll tell you what, dipshit,
if you don't like my policies, -
- you can come down here
and smooch my big old white butt
- Pucker up, Buttercup What?
- Ferris Bueller is on line two
Mr Rooney,
I'm not feeling very well today.
Could my sister bring home
any assignments from my classes?
Have a nice day.
Mr Peterson
I think I owe you an apology
- I should say you do
- I
I think you should be sorry,
for Christ's sake
A family member dies and you
insult me! What's wrong with you?
Well I really don't know
I didn't think I was talking to you.
You know that I would never
deliberately insult you like that
Pardon my French,
but you're an asshole! Asshole!
You're absolutely right, sir
Find out where she is
- This isn't over yet Do you read me?
- Loud and clear, Mr Peterson
- Call me "sir", goddammit!
- Yes, sir
That's better.
You mind your P's and Q's,
and remember who you're dealing with
Bueller Ferris Bueller
I'm scared
What if he recognises my voice?
Impossible You're doing great
Rooney, calm down
- Just a moment
- Just a little office difficulty
I don't have all day to bark at you,
so I'm going to make this short
I want my daughter out
in front of the school by herself
- What?
- That's too suspicious
- Talk
- You!
- Talk!
- Rooney! Pay attention
I want you out there with her
I want a few words with you
We don't have time to talk right now
We'll get together over lunch
- What's wrong with you?
- Wait!
- Where's your brain?
- Why did you kick me?
How can we pick up Sloane
if Rooney is there with her?
I said for her to be there alone
and you freaked
I didn't hit you
I lightly slapped you
You hit me
Don't ask me to participate in your crap
if you don't like the way I do it
You make me get out of bed
and come here
You make me make a phoney call
to Edward Rooney
The man could squash my nuts
- And you deliberately hurt my feelings
- No
I did not deliberately
hurt your feelings I didn't
- What are you doing?
- See you later I'm going home
- Have a nice life
- Cameron, wait a minute
I didn't mean to lose my temper
I'm sorry, it was uncalled for
- Seriously?
- Yeah
- Here you go
- Thank you
You did screw up though, right?
- Not that it was completely your fault
- Why?
To fix the situation, I'm going
to have to ask you for a favour
The 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California
Less than a hundred were made
My father spent
three years restoring this car
It is his love It is his passion
It is his fault
he didn't lock the garage
Ferris, what are you talking about?
My father loves this car more than life
A man with such priorities
doesn't deserve this fine automobile
Apparently you don't understand
He never drives it
He just rubs it with a diaper
Remember how insane he went
when I broke my retainer?
That was a piece of plastic
This is a Ferrari
We can't pick up Sloane in your car
Mr Rooney would never believe
Mr Peterson drives that piece of shit
- It's not a piece of shit
- It is
Don't worry I don't even have
a piece of shit I have to envy yours
I'm sorry
There's nothing else we can do
- He knows the mileage
- He doesn't trust you?
- Never has, never will
- This is real simple
Whatever miles we put on,
we'll take off
- We'll drive home backwards
- No
No, Ferris, forget it
I'm putting my foot down
How about we rent a nice Cadillac?
My treat
We could call a limo
A stretch

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