Yeah, burn it. - Guys, nobodywants this. - I will. - Burn it. Burn it. - I'm gonna. That's what I said! - Burn it! Good. I was always more of a Star Trek fan anyway. Damn Trekkies are everywhere! All right, we'll take it from here. Sir, give me the Falcon. - I can't believe I let you guys get me into this. - Shut up! How you guys doing?. You guys doing good?. So let me get this right. You guys wanted to see our movie early for free. So you broke into private property, huh?. - And you tried to steal it. - I-I- I haven't even seen the movie yet! Sir, I understand that this looks bad- It looks like three-to-five-years, locked-up, for-breaking-and-entering bad. That's right, sweet cheeks. By the time y'all walk away from this... your faces are gonna be shrunken and shriveled... just like your one nut. What?. How can he possibly know that?. Oh, we know about your uniball. We know everything, Mr. Harold Hutchinson, a.k.a. Hutch. Son ofGloria. Humongous Rush fan. Dude, you're freaking me out. How do you know this?. Because you have a Rush shirt on, dipshit. And because we have a dossier on every single one ofyou. - No one move! Getyour hands offthe glass table. - Hello, Mr. Lucas. Shut up! Shut your mouths. - Yes. - I can hear his beard. Yes. Shut up. Mm-hmm. I don't wanna say that it was a hole in my security, but- How did you guys break in?. - I used a grappling hook- - And we climbed- - Was William Shatner involved with this?. - No. Not at all. Theysaidno. No. No one was hurt. Notyet. Mm-hmm. Okay. Very well. Damn it. I've just been told that what I said earlier I no longer believe. Hmm?. Mr. Lucas is touched and mildly flattered by what you have done here. And I have been informed that I feel the same way. - So the charges are gonna be dropped. That is, of course, if you are... what you appear to be. Uh, what do we appear to be?. Fanboys. Something we can easily determine with a simple quiz. What is the name ofthe planet that Leia gave Grand MoffTarkin... as the false location ofthe rebel base in Episode IV? - Dantooine. - What is the name ofthe gunner in Luke's snow speeder?. - Dak. - Where is a woman's g-spot located?. - What?. - If you were to ask a woman to perform a Mississippi handbag... where would your testicles end up?. That's not a Star Wars question. I didn't say the nipples. I said the little bumps around the nipples. Yar-Arr- That is not a Louisiana pile driver. Butyou wouldn't know about that, would you?. Hmph. Virgin. Virgin. Areola borealis?. Near the-the, um, bumps?. That's what you do. You aim for the eye, grab the lip... Iead her around the room- blinding the marlin. God, you're sexy and well-versed. I like it. Okay. Guards! - Okay, that's it. - That's what happens. Okay, I got it. All right. - I'm good. - Bye-bye. Congratulations. Mr. Lucas has decided to drop the charges. So, what?. We're free to go, right?. Well, not exactly. He says you can watch the film. What?. We can watch the movie?. Hold it. Hold it. Only you. It's good, man. It's right. Hey, are you lonely - Has summer gone so slowly We found the ground And that damage was done It's cold as you fade into the sun Where'd you go To me But you're alive Well, it's only Fallen frames they told me You stand out It's so loud and so what if it is It's cold as you face into the wind Chewie. Tonight the sun shall see its light So what if you catch me Where would we land In somebody's life for taking his hands Sing to me hope as she's thrown on the sand All ofour work is rated again Where to go - That's not bad. - Thanks, man. There's something I need to- I should... probably tell you before, uh- Before I'm gone. You could say it. I won't hold it against you. I just- I wish I could... change these last three years, you know. You know, I wouldn't want you to. You gotta keep the flaws. Crappy effects. ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Один дома 4 на английском - текст Как только сможешь на английском - текст Завещание профессора Доуэля на английском - текст Синее небо на английском - текст Карлсон вернулся на английском |