going on?.
You stop this van, you little sons of bitches!
I'm gonna kill you!
This is not copacetic.
You stop!
Zoe, hit him with the pressed ham!
Yeah!
- Yeah!
- Nice.
Nailed it.
Linus? Jesus!
- Where'd he go?.
- Did he fall out?.
Chewie.
I call Chewie.
Dr. Richardson
to Trauma 2. Dr. Richardson, Trauma 2.
Your friend's awake.
- Uh, cool. Can we see him?.
- Yes.
But first we need to have a little talk.
Linus tells me that
you're on some sort of a road trip.
- Uh, yeah, up to San Francisco.
- Well, not anymore, fellas.
The only place he's going is back to Ohio.
- We can't do that.
-Just what's so important in San Francisco?.
- Uh, he-
- Star Wars.
Star Wars?
Look, he is very, verysick
and he needs to go home.
No.
Guys, we can't- we can't do this now.
We can't give up now.
Not when we're so close.
Linus, it'sjust a movie.
Yeah, maybe it is.
Maybe it is. You know what?.
To most people, Star Wars
is just a movie, right?.
- Not to us!
- We just spoke to the doctor.
Screw that doctor!
Screw- Screw all those people!
Did-Did they ever get their- their heads stuck
in a bucket trying to be Darth Vader?.
- I mean, I don't think so. No.
- Nope.
Did they ever singe their eyebrows
trying to make a lightsaber?
No way. Did they name
their right hand Leia?.
Who knows?
Yes, they could have.
- But you know who did?.
- Me.
Yes, you did.
So did I. So did you.
- We all did.
- You guys are freaking sick. You know that?.
This is our Death Star, man.
And I don't know about you, guys,
but I'm not running away from this one.
- Me neither.
- Screw it. I named both my hands Leia.
What the hell areyou doing?.
Do you know who this is?.
It's that way.
Jailbreak!
Jailbreak!
- What's going on?.
- Hold it right there!
- No, uh, please-
You're our only hope.
Take two ofthese every three hours.
Oh, my God.
- I love you.
- I know.
- Yeah!
- Mmm.
Nothing worse than a locked shitter
when you got to turd, am I right?.
Seriously, man.
That is it, man!
I don't wanna do this anymore!
Why not?. What'd I tell you,
sweet and womanly, right?.
- Womanly?.
- Make sure you go tell your friends.
- I'll be back.
Bam, bam, bam!
Hyah! Wanna try that?.
Start the car! Start the van!
- Hi!
- Let's do it! Let's do it!
- Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Shut up, man! It was a hundred
miles ago! Stop living in the past!
Oh, my God!
Lucas Valley Road.
We gotta steal that sign, guys.
- Zoe, how we looking out there?
One guard manni ng the booth.
Couple civvies roaming about.
- Nothing we can't handle.
- All right, fellas, "X" marks our target.
Level "C" editing bays. It's our best chance
for finding the rough cut.
Excellent. Okay.
Once we've breached the front gate...
we're gonna be off on foot, so we're gonna
have to take a shortcut at this wall here.
And you know what that means.
Are you shitting-
Grappling hook?.
"Tom Sawyer"
A modern-day warrior
Mean, mean stride
Today's Tom Sawyer
Mean, mean pride
I can do this.
- Get up.
- Windows, how's it look up there?
Windows, make sure there are no cameras.
- Can you see anything?
- Al I right, one, two-
- Oh, Jesus!
- Windows,Jesus!
- Ow!
- Okay.
- Wait. There he is. Good man. Good man.
Let's go.
Follow my lead. Follow my lead.
Get down. Stay low. The ninja roll.
Guys, get down!
- Jackass.
- Guys, wait for me.
I hate running.
This is like the most exercise
you guys have gotten all year.
This is the one Shatner
said would be open.
A breach in Skywalker security.
- Wow. Okay, we're in.
I feel like we're in a Scooby-Doo episode.
- Go, go, go, go.
- Hutch?.
- Yeah?.
- Your ass still smells like ham and cheese.
Sweet. That way.
Wow.
Shatner, don't fail us now, right?.
- Whoa.
Yeah!
- Oh, my God.
- No way.
We're home, boys.
See, that's what I call a collection.
This is where I want my ashes scattered.
Oh!
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