know what I mean.
But I-
You just can't act like that
if you wanna be one of the guys.
Maybe... she doesn't
wanna be one ofthe guys.
She likes you.
But I didn't-
But she kind ofjust-
-Jesus Murphy!
Wow. Okay.
What-What should I do?.
Well, ifthere's one thing
I learned being an escort...
it's that actions speak louder than words.
Did you just say "escort"?.
Fantastic.
- Shh!
- I don't thinkwe're alone.
- Yeah.
You're late!
It's all there-
maps, pass codes...
phony I.D's to get you past the front gates,
but that's not what's most important.
What's most important?.
- We never met.
- That's Capt-
- Yeah. I think-
I should- Hi.
I can't believe that these are classified.
And there's-
Look at the maps. I mean, there's badges.
And there's Trekkin' with TJ.
What is this for?.
Just something forthe ride.
- Thank you.
- This is unreal. How did you score all this stuff?.
Are you kidding?.
I'm William Shatner. I can score anything.
- Okay.
- How 'bout- How 'bout Jeri Ryan's panties?.
- Oh.
- Anything.
- I'm so glad that we met.
- Me too.
This is-Whoa. Hey.
Wait, wait.
Okay, let me go.
- Hutch, private convo. Jesus.
- What the hell are you-
What are you doing, man?
Get the hell out of here.
It's not a good time.
The Force is strong with me here.
- Actually, your hour's over.
- What do you mean, "over"?.
- Hutch, they're hookers.
- We're not hookers. We're escorts.
- The difference being?.
- I don't know.
Excuse me. Sorry.
You telling me...
that Ijust spent the last hoursweet talking
a smoking, hot whore?
- You could always pay for another hour.
- How much?.
- One thousand.
- Dollars?.
- Mm-hmm.
- Each! I want a refund.
- Give me a refund.
- Is that possible?.
You know what? We're male
prostitutes and you owe us a thousand dollars!
- You can talk it over with Roach.
- Roach?.
- Hi, Daddy.
- Greetings and salutations. It is payday.
- Ten-thousand shares of Priceline?.
- Anything.
-Wow.
-Next time you see Harry
Knowles, tell him we're square.
Friends ofyours?.
Cry havoc!
Zinfandel.
That's a good vintage.
Uh, this has all been
a reallybig misunderstanding.
You see, my friend and I, we didn't know
that we were on the clock, per se.
You thought you were
getting that for free, did ya?.
- Uh, Mr. Roach?
- Yeah?.
Would you mind not eating
those peanuts 'cause-
Buddy, these are like
$10 a peanut, you know.
- Oh, yeah?.
- Yeah.
Well, why don't you take it
out of the $2,000...
that you and your skinny
little idiot friend owe me, how's that sound?.
- Rebel Alliance, dude.
- What?. Enunciate.
- Rebel Alliance.
- RebelAlliance.
We recognize the tat.
We're Star Wars fans.
- You're Star Wars fans?.
- Yeah.
Shit. Why didn't you say so, man?.
You think that's cool,
check this shit out. Look.
Entire right side, Rebel Alliance.
"Do or do not"' That's funny.
And this arm
is the Dark Side
Don't join the Dark Side
of the Force
Check this out.
Episode I.
Fu-Schnickens.
Jar-Jar Binks.
That guy's gonna be the shit.
I tell you.
- Wow.
- Right?. You like that?.
- I had them do that pose.
I thought it was funny.
- That is awesome.
- You guys are all right.
- So, we're all hunky-dory?.
- We're all copacetic?.
- Well, ifthe word "copacetic" means...
I'm gonna rip off your tongue
and lick your ass with it, then yeah...
- we're copacetic.
- Oh.
- Windows, now!
- It was lovely to meet you.
Thank you so much for listening.
- Go, go, go!
- Balloons?.
You thought that was gonna stop 'em?.
- Grab the princess.
- Come on, Zoe!
- Get off me. I'm not speaking toyou.
- Seriously. We gotta go now!
- Why are we running?. What did you do?.
They're everywhere!
They're everywhere!
- You're going the wrong way!
- Yeah!
That's him!
He's the one who destroyed Khan.
You called Han Solo a bitch, man!
Han Solo is a bitch.
No one calls...
Han Solo a bitch!
- Go, go, go!
- Go, go, go!
Why are we running?
- Go! Come on!
- What is