log. - Very good. A laugh a day keeps the doctor away, everyone. We've been saved. - Ooh. - Any other comic relief?. - Ah! - There's still homeless out there. - Hey! - Yes! What?. You! What?. Yes. What is the Klingon translation for, "You're gonna die a virgin"? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Hilarious, everyone. Looks like we got more Lucas hounds here to mock Roddenberry. Congratulations, gentlemen, but I would like to see... your Darth Vader take on one Borg drone. And we'll see who's laughing then. Am I right?. Darth Vader can put the entire Borg collective in a vice grip with his mind. Uh, Darth Vader has asthma... so name me one Star Trek character with a respiratory disease... 'cause I'm drawing a blank. Name me one Star Wars characterwho's gay. - Yeah. - Besides you. Well, no one's gay in Star Trek, so whywould I even do that?. Captain Picard. Captain Picard is not gay. He's British. - Come on. ""Make it so!" - Ah-ah I hate to break it to you losers, but Han Solo's a bitch. Ah, no, he didn't. No, he didn't. What did you just say?. - Is there a problem here?. - Yeah, there sure is, Spock. The admiral here just called Han Solo a bitch. - Good one. - Some pretty strong words for a Trekkie. A Trekkie is derogatory at this point in the game. Trekker is what we're called now. Trekker. Oh, I'm sorry. Trekkie. -Just take a look-see here. What's with the man-purse?. - Yep. As I thought... - scanner reads ""douche bag." - Push me, I'll kill your whole Starfleet. - Unbelievable! Snikt! Snitk! Come on, bub! Attack, you cowards! That's an order! - Hutch! - Coverme, Windows! Evasive maneuvers! Evasive maneuvers! - My ear! - Ha-ha! Nighty-night, Spock-sucker. Beam this, bitch! Time-out! I call time-out! Time-out! - Disable theirvehicle. - Get in! Go! Get in the van! Get in the van! Disable the vehicle. Kill the Star-roids! Get them! Han Solo is still a bitch! - Nobody calls Han Solo a bitch. Yeah! Hey, Bottler, hit 'em with the pressed ham! Klingon to this. Kha-a-a-an! Kha-a-a-an! Whoo! I took that Vulcan down hard. I rolled him into the dirt like he was my frickin' tauntaun. Tauntaun, my ass. If it wasn't forme, you guys would all be dead. What fight were you watching? I was channeling the emperor. The emperor? I don't remember the emperor crapping his robe and screaming ""time-out. " - Oh, my God. That's right. - There is such a thing as time-out. I can feel your anger growing inside. Wait. Time-out. All right. Time-out. We had to take yourvan, Hutch. I have access to literally thousands ofvehicles... but we had to take yourvan. Yeah, well, I had a spare tire... but some tardo took it out to make some room for his grappling hook. What?. We're on a covert operation. How can you be on a covert operation without a grappling hook?. Oh! Wait. What in Greedo's name is that? Talk about a wretched hive of scum and villainy. Hmm. You guys stay right here. I 'll take care of this. How you doing, fellas?. Hi, fellas. So our car broke down a couple of miles back. Is there anyone you know who can help us?. No. Can I have some water?. Yeah, a glass of water, please. Great. Pirate teeth. Pirate teeth. - Pirate teeth. Don't. - Thank you. A hundred bucks. For a glass ofwater?. That's ridiculous. I'm not gonna pay that. Sure you will. Hell, no. Hell, no. Back up, buddy. Back off. Word to the wise, ese. - Ooh! - Drop the tough-ass biker routine before I get angry. And you won't like me when I'm angry. Hmm, I think I would. - Hutch, let's not do this. - Hutch, maybe- Nah. Nah. Nah. This guy wants to dick with me, fine. I can dick. I used to rape guys 15 times your size in prison. Soyou best back off... - or, so help me God, I'm gonna pound your ass so hard- - Oh, Jesus. - No. Hutch. - What?. - There's kind ofa thing in this bar. Like that. - See?. Ixnay on the ass pounding. A hundred dollars?. That's ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Новый мир на английском - текст Торпедоносцы на английском - текст Предместье на английском - текст Звёздный путь 5: Последняя граница на английском - текст Мой друг Иван Лапшин на английском |