doing good?
So let me get this right.
You guys wanted to see
our movie early for free.
So you broke into private property, huh?
- And you tried to steal it.
- L-I-
I haven't even seen the movie yet!
Sir, I understand that this looks bad-
It looks like three-to-five-years, locked-up,
for-breaking-and-entering bad.
That's right, sweet cheeks.
By the time y'all walk away from this...
your faces are gonna be
shrunken and shriveled...
just like your one nut.
What? How can he possibly know that?
Oh, we know about your uniball.
We know everything,
Mr. Harold Hutchinson, a. k.a. Hutch.
Son of Gloria.
Humongous Rush fan.
Dude, you're freaking me out.
How do you know this?
Because you have a Rush shirt on, dipshit.
And because we have
a dossier on every single one of you.
No one move!
Get your hands off the glass table.
Hello, Mr. Lucas.
Shut up!
Shut your mouths.
- Yes.
- I can hear his beard.
Yes. Shut up. Mm-hmm.
I don't wanna say that it was a hole in my
security, but- How did you guys break in?
- I used a grappling hook-
- And we climbed-
- Was William Shatner involved with this?
- No. Not at all.
They sa/d no.
No. No one was hurt. Not yet.
Mm-hmm.
Okay. Very well.
Damn it. I've just been told
that what I said earlier I no longer believe.
Hmm?
Mr. Lucas is touched and mildly flattered
by what you have done here.
And I have been informed
that I feel the same way.
So the charges are gonna be dropped.
That is, of course, if you are...
what you appear to be.
Uh, what do we appear to be?
Fanboys. Something we can easily
determine with a simple quiz.
What is the name of the planet
that Leia gave Grand MoffTarkin...
as the false location of the rebel base
in Ep/sode IV?
- Dantooine.
- What is the name of the gunner in Luke's snow speeder?
- Dak.
- Where is a woman's g-spot located?
- What?
- If you were to ask a woman to perform a Mississippi handbag...
where would your testicles end up?
That's not a Star Wars question.
I didn't say the nipples.
I said the little bumps around the nipples.
Yar-Arr-
That is not a Louisiana pile driver.
But you wouldn't know
about that, would you? Hmph. Virgin.
Virgin.
Areola borealis?
Near the-the, um, bumps?
That's what you do.
You aim for the eye, grab the lip...
lead her around the room-
blinding the marlin.
God, you're sexy and well-versed.
I like it.
Okay. Guards!
- Okay, that's it.
- That's what happens. Okay, I got it. All right.
- I'm good.
- Bye-bye.
Congratulations.
Mr. Lucas has decided to drop the charges.
So, what?
We're free to go, right?
Well, not exactly.
He says you can watch the film.
What?
We can watch the movie?
Hold it. Hold it.
Only you.
It's good, man.
It's right.
Hey, are you lonely
Has summer gone so slowly
We found the ground
And that damage was done
It's cold
as you fade /nto the sun
Where'd you go
To me
But you're al/ve
Well, /t's only
Fallen frames
they told me
You stand out
It's so loud
and so what /f /t /s
It's cold as you face
/nto the w/nd
Chewie.
Ton/ght the sun
shall see /ts I/ght
So what /f you catch me
Where would we land
In somebody's I/fe
for tak/ng h/s hands
S/ng to me hope
as she's thrown on the sand
All of our work
/s rated aga/n
Where to go
- That's not bad.
- Thanks, man.
There's something I need to-
I should...
probably tell you before, uh-
Before I'm gone.
You could say it.
I won't hold it against you.
I just- I wish I could...
change these last three years, you know.
You know, I wouldn't want you to.
You gotta keep the flaws.
Crappy effects.
Real puppets.
That's what makes it so good, you know?
Yeah.
Th/s was never about the mov/e.
You know, this was, uh-
this was about all of us.
Hey.
Look at us.
We're together again, freezing our