Mr. Knowles, he didn't know- Okay.
- You will release my friends.
- Back!
We wanted to break into the Skywalker Ranch.
Kimmy said she'd give us the floor plans.
We were gonna break in
and steal Ep/sode I, that's it.
That is the stupidest thing I've heard
since Schumacher put nips on Batman.
- Ohh!
- These aren't the droids you're looking for, man.
- Heh!
- Anybody else have any stupid comments?
It's very stupid, but true. We've been
planning this since we were like six.
Listen.
Harry, Harry, Harry.
If you help us out, we'll give you all
the exclusive spoilers and all.
- Okay?
- Ohh.
That's an interesting offer.
Ep/sode Vwas directed by who?
- Irvin Kershner.
- That was just a warm-up.
You. In Episode VI when Le/a shoots down
two scout troopers.
Why doesn't she take one
of the speeder bikes instead of walking?
If you pay attention closely,
the speeder bikes were destroyed.
And then Luke refers to it
later on in the dialogue.
Impressive. I wasn't really
worried about you though.
What was Luke Skywalker's call sign
during the rebel assault in Ep/sode IV?
Red 5.
You are all only as strong
as your weakest I/nk.
Hello, weakest I/nk.
- What?
- What is the name of Chewbacca's home planet?
- It's never discussed in the movies.
That's not fair.
I know. I know.
Do you give up?
Come on, man.
Say it.
Kashyyyk. Kashyyyk.
Chewie's home planet is Kashyyyk.
Chewie's home planet is Kashyyyk.
Well played, boys.
I'll help you.
You're gonna meet my friend in Vegas.
- He's got everything you need. Okay?
- Okay.
- How will we know who he is?
- Oh, don't worry. You'll know.
The password: Scruffy Nerfherder.
- Scruffy Nerfherder.
- Good luck, boys.
Nice detailing.
We're going to Vegas, fellas.
Hey, Hutch, you mind slowing down?
Sorry. I don't speak jagoff.
I just thought it might be nice
to get to Vegas alive.
Are you kidding me?
We got Imperial bacon.
Okay, probably not the best time
to tell you guys this...
but, uh, there's a giant bag of peyote
in the back of the van.
- What?
- Excuse me?
The Chief gave it to me.
Hutch, just pull over
and get the ticket, man, okay?
We can't pull over
with a big-ass bag of peyote on us.
Pull over and stopl
Do what he says, Hutch.
Do what he says, Hutch.
- Don't do what he says.
- Do what he says, Hutch.
- It's gonna be okay, fellas. It's gonna be okay.
- Pull over, man.
Suck my exhaust, pork rind!
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, Jesus!
- Talk to me, Goose.
- Talk to you? He's back.
- He found us!
- God!
- Move this piece of shit!
- You don't call my van a piece of shit!
- Well?
- Hey, ladies, ladies!
You got to break rule number two.
- Chewie, prepare to make the jump to hyperspace.
- Yes!
Okay, I'm ready.
Somebody tell me
what the goddamn red button's for!
It's light speed, kid.
- Light speed?
- Yeah.
Punch it!
What the- Come on!
- You're not gonna do this to me now.
- No. Okay, I'm resetting.
Light speed. Impressive.
I put a tank of nitrous in this thing.
It's not firing.
- Hutch, please do something.
- Hutch!
Damn it.
Whoo!
Oh, my God!
It's working!
Whoo!
- Stay on target! Stay on target!
- Oh, Godl
Oh, shit!
I probably shouldn't
have called that cop a fag.
I think he took it the wrong way.
Breakfast.
- Oh, God.
- Ow!
- Jesus!
- Oh, God.
Ham and cheese.
Well, look on the bright side, you guys.
This trip can't get any worse.
It just did, boys.
- What?
- I got to drop a sewer pickle.
Yeah, I got to throw her into reverse.
Bottler, give me your sandwich, bro.
Hook me up.
Another one.
- What's the sandwich for?
- I don't know.
I'm not gonna sit on this.
- Oh, Hutch!
- Jesus.
It's crawling with criminal ass germs.
- Just hover, man.
- Okay, listen up, pre-pubes.
You got a v/s/tor-
Sweet can of corn.
What are you doing with that ham sandwich,
boy? It's not right