passage to the stars.
To the universe.
I know what you mean.
You mean the Force.
The Force.
Guys, my dad is
gonna kill me if I don't get to work on Monday.
Putz. Screw it, man.
- No!
- Join me, Son.
Come to the Dark Side.
- The Dark Side.
- No! No!
Rogue Leader.
What the hell you doing, man?
You're poking me.
Oh, God. Don't flatter yourself, okay?
It's just my R2.
My lucky R2.
Man, you w/sh you had
the he/ght and g/rth of D2.
- Yeahl
- Wowl
Hah! Van!
Son of a whore!
The Buce is back.
The Chief fixed it while you were asleep.
The Chief fixed it.
Is he around? Can we thank him?
He's the Chief.
You're the Chief, aren't you?
- Why didn't you say so?
- The Chief likes to refer to himself in the third person.
It causes confusion,
especially with the bitches.
Well, you're cool as balls,
you burned-out old hash-head.
Wonder Twins power activate.
It's been interesting.
Thanks.
You need it more than I do.
Wow. Thank you. I, uh-
- Good luck.
- Thanks.
Who's up for Texas, boys?
Lump was I/mp and lonely
and needed a shove
Lump sl/pped on a k/ss
and tumbled /nto love
She spent her 20s
between the sheets
L/fe I/mped along
at subson/c speeds
- She's lump, she's lump She's /n my head
- Hi.
- Hey-
- She's lump, she's lump, she's lump
- Yeah!
- She m/ght be dead
Ah
Bah
Ba-ba, ba-da-da-da
Bah
- Yes!
- Bah, ba-ba, ba-da-da-da
Thank you for the blue balls, lad/esl
Harr/son Ford
/s the greatest actor of all t/mel
In the history of cinema?
He's Han Solo, Indiana Jones. Yes!
- Deckard from Blade Runner.
- Yes. Exactly.
Greatest actor of all time.
He's never done a bad mov/e.
Does that sign say "electric fence"?
Watch this. Ready?
Is th/s lump outta my head
Let's just hope she's still here.
Oh, she'll be here.
Give her a taste of that white chocolate.
What do you think?
Oh, my God.
- 'Toid me.
- You ready?
- Yeah. Thank you.
- Nice.
Go get her.
Where have you been
all my I/fe, sweet baby
G/rl, I've been wa/t/ng
For a wh/le now
- Hi there.
- Yes, I have
- Oh, my God!
- There's a star /n the sky
That sh/nes br/ghtly on you
When that pretty dress
that you're wear/ng
Makes you so fine
Rogue Leader, I presume?
Red 6?
Let me just put my glasses on.
What the hell?
You're a kid.
You're 12.
- I'm 10.
- You're 10?
I'm a pedophile! I'm a pedophile!
- I'm a pedophile!
- Give us a moment, please.
I have to leave this state at once.
Yea! Yea!
That was fantastic.
We drove a thousand miles, Windows.
A thousand.
For what?
So you can get funky
with Strawberry Shortcakes?
It's not really sex if it's cyber-sex.
Relax. We're gonna sit down.
We're gonna put on our thinking caps.
- And we're gonna get a better plan.
- No, /t's-
I have to be back by Monday.
I haven't told you guys this yet, but my-
My dad gave me the company.
- Hey!
- Thanks, man.
Yeah, the whole thing.
The whole thing is mine now.
What's the new game plan?
Let's get in the van
and get the hell out of here.
- This is just a minor setback.
- It's a minor setback for you.
I live in the real world, okay?
I have to go back to work.
You have to go back
to... your mom's garage.
- It's a carriage house.
- It's a garage, man.
- Say it again.
- It's a garage.
- Excuse me. Excuse me.
- Guysl
- Holding my schlong!
- Okay! Okay.
- Harry Knowles.
- Harry who?
- Hello.
- This man is the ultimate fanboy, Eric.
H/s Web s/te "A/n't /t Cool News"
/s I/ke every geek's homepage.
Which one of you's Windows?
Me.
I'm Windows.
- Nice to meet you-
- Ohl
Back off!
- Oh, God!
- Ohh!
Harry Knowles is kicking Windows's ass.
Now, you listen to me, perv.
If you ever e-mail my niece again,
I will hunt you down like a T-1000.
Okay,