Hi. I can't believe that these are classified. And there's- Look at the maps. I mean, there's badges. And there's Trekkin'with TJ. What is this for? Just something for the ride. - Thank you. - This is unreal. How did you score all this stuff? Are you kidding? I'm William Shatner. I can score anything. - Okay. - How 'bout- How 'boutJeri Ryan's panties? - Oh. - Anything. - I'm so glad that we met. - Me too. This is-Whoa. Hey. [ Laughs ] Wait, wait. Okay, let me go. [ Laughs ] - Hutch, private convo.Jesus. - What the hell are you- What are you doing, man? Get the hell out ofhere. It's not a good time. The Force is strong with me here. - Actually,your hour's over. - What do you mean, ''over''? - Hutch, they're hookers. - We're not hookers. We're escorts. - The difference being? - I don't know. Excuse me. Sorry. You telling me... that I just spent the last hour sweet talking a smoking, hot whore? - You could always pay for another hour. - How much? - One thousand. - Dollars? - Mm-hmm. - Each! I want a refund. - Give me a refund. - Is that possible? [ Hutch ] You know what? We're male prostitutes and you owe us a thousand dollarsI - You can talk it over with Roach. - [ Both ] Roach? [ Knocking ] - Hi, Daddy. - Greetings and salutations. It is payday. - Ten-thousand shares of Priceline? - Anything. -Wow. -Next time you see Harry Knowles, tell him we're square. Friends of yours? Cry havoc! [ All Shouting ] Zinfandel. That's a good vintage. Uh, this has all been a really big misunderstanding. You see, my friend and I, we didn't know that we were on the clock, per se. You thought you were getting that for free, did ya? - Uh, Mr. Roach? - Yeah? Would you mind not eating those peanuts 'cause- Buddy, these are like $1 0 a peanut, you know. - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. Well, why don't you take it out of the $2,000... that you and your skinny little idiot friend owe me, how's that sound? - Rebel Alliance, dude. - What? Enunciate. - Rebel Alliance. - Rebel Alliance. We recognize the tat. We're Star Wars fans. - You're Star Wars fans? - Yeah. Shit. Why didn't you say so, man? You think that's cool, check this shit out. Look. Entire right side, Rebel Alliance. [ Imitating Yoda ] ''Do or do not.'' That's funny. #And this arm is the Dark Side # # Don't join the Dark Side of the Force ## Check this out. Episode I. Fu-Schnickens. Jar-Jar Binks. That guy's gonna be the shit. I tell you. - Wow. - Right? You like that? - I had them do that pose. I thought it was funny. - That is awesome. - You guys are all right. - So, we're all hunky-dory? - We're all copacetic? - Well, if the word ''copacetic'' means... I'm gonna rip off your tongue and lick your ass with it, then yeah... - we're copacetic. - Oh. [ Women Gasp ] - Windows, now! - It was lovely to meet you. Thank you so much for listening. - Go, go, go! - Balloons? You thought that was gonna stop 'em? [ Elevator Bell Dings ] - Grab the princess. - Come on, Zoe! - Get off me. I'm not speaking to you. - Seriously. We gotta go now! [ Elevator Bell Dings ] [ Whimpering ] - [ Shouting ] - [ Zoe ] Why are we running? What did you do? [ Grunting ] They're everywhere! They're everywhere! - You're going the wrong way! - [ Mutters ] [ Trekkies Continue Shouting ] - Yeah! - [ Gasps ] That's him! He's the one who destroyed Khan. You called Han Solo a bitch, man! Han Solo is a bitch. No one calls... Han Solo a bitch! [ Shouting ] - Go, go, go! - Go, go, go! [ Zoe] Why are we running? [ Grunting ] - Go! Come on! - [ Zoe ] What is going on? - [ Shouting ] - [ All Screaming ] You stop this van, you little sons of bitches! I'm gonna kill you! This is not copacetic. You stop! - [ Screams ] - [ Exhales ] Zoe, hit him with the pressed ham! [ Windows ] Yeah! [ Laughs ] - Yeah! - Nice. [ Laughs ] Nailed it. [ Windows ] Linus? JesusI - Where'd he go? - Did he fall ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Шинель на английском - текст Иллюзия убийства 2 на английском - текст Рассказ домовладельца на английском - текст На опасной земле на английском - текст Вооружён и опасен на английском |