immortalizing him... grappling with his most accursed nemesis. Ricardo Montalban? Genetically engineered tyrant Khan. - It doesn't look like either of them. - Thank you for pointing that out. That is because the whores at Viacom International threatened to sue us... if we used their likenesses, so we make do. Yes. The gentleman in the beige. I was wondering what did Sulu find in Captain Kirk's lavatory. Sulu clearly found a standard issue Starfleet Z23 personal refuse device. I believe it was the Captain's log. - [ Lips Blowing ] - Very good. A laugh a day keeps the doctor away, everyone. We've been saved. - Ooh. - Any other comic relief? - Ah! - There's still homeless out there. - Hey! - Yes! What? You! What? Yes. What is the Klingon translation for, ''You're gonna die a virgin''? - [ Speaking Klingon ] - [ Lips Blowing ] Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Hilarious, everyone. Looks like we got more Lucas hounds here to mock Roddenberry. Congratulations, gentlemen, but I would like to see... your Darth Vader take on one Borg drone. And we'll see who's laughing then. Am I right? Darth Vader can put the entire Borg collective in a vice grip with his mind. Uh, Darth Vader has asthma... so name me one Star Trek character with a respiratory disease... 'cause I'm drawing a blank. Name me one Star Wars character who's gay. - Yeah. - Besides you. Well, no one's gay in Star Trek, so why would I even do that? Captain Picard. Captain Picard is not gay. He's British. - Come on. ''Make it so!'' - #Ah-ah ## I hate to break it to you losers, but Han Solo's a bitch. [ Lucas ] Ah, no, he didn't. No, he didn't. What did you just say? - Is there a problem here? - Yeah, there sure is, Spock. The admiral here just called Han Solo a bitch. - Good one. - Some pretty strong words for a Trekkie. A Trekkie is derogatory at this point in the game. Trekker is what we're called now. Trekker. Oh, I'm sorry. Trekkie. -Just take a look-see here. - [ Beeping ] What's with the man-purse? - [ Beeping Continues ] - Yep. As I thought... - scanner reads ''douche bag.'' - [ Trekkies Laughing ] [ Laughing ] [ All Gasp ] - [ Grunts ] - [ Hutch ] Push me, I'll kill your whole Starfleet. - Unbelievable! - [ Engine Whooshes ] Snikt! Snitk! Come on, bub! Attack, you cowards! That's an order! - Hutch! - Cover me, WindowsI Evasive maneuvers! Evasive maneuvers! [ Roars ] - [ Shouting ] - [ Screaming ] - My ear! - Ha-ha! Nighty-night, Spock-sucker. Beam this, bitch! Time-out! I call time-out! Time-out! [ Horn Bellowing Like Chewbacca ] [ Horn Bellows ] - Disable their vehicle. - [ Eric ] Get in! Go! Get in the vanI Get in the vanI Disable the vehicle. Kill the Star-roids! Get themI Han Solo is still a bitch! - [ Tires Screech ] - Nobody calls Han Solo a bitch. Yeah! [ All Yelling ] Hey, Bottler, hit 'em with the pressed ham! Klingon to this. [ Laughing ] Kha-a-a-an! [ Inhales ] Kha-a-a-an! [ Breathing Heavily ] [ Kisses ] Whoo! [ Laughing ] I took that Vulcan down hard. I rolled him into the dirt like he was my frickin tauntaun. Tauntaun, my ass. If it wasn't for me, you guys would all be dead. What fight were you watching? I was channeling the emperor. The emperor? I don't remember the emperor crapping his robe and screaming ''time-out. '' - Oh, my God. That's right. - There is such a thing as time-out. [ Imitating The Emperor] I can feel your anger growing inside. Wait. Time-out. [ All Laughing ] - [ Tire Pops ] - [ Tires Squealing ] - [ All Screaming ] - [ Crash ] [ Hutch ] All right. Time-out. [ Eric ] We had to take your van, Hutch. I have access to literally thousands of vehicles... but we had to take your van. Yeah, well, I had a spare tire... but some tardo took it out to make some room for his grappling hook. What? We're on a covert operation. How can you be on a covert operation without a grappling hook? Oh! Wait. What in ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Рэмбо 3 на английском - текст Предместье на английском - текст Превращение на английском - текст Иван-Дурак на английском - текст Курица на ветру на английском |