believe this is yours.
- Yes?
Oh, it is. Thank you.
Sorry. Thanks very much.
Got it. Safe and sound.
Yes, the strudelhund thing.
No one's ever heard of it...
and then I looked up Gelandensprung
in my atlas and it wasn't there.
So...
You're right.
There's no Gelandensprung.
There's no strudelhunds.
I'm sorry I had
to deceive you.
Well, what's goin' on?
I want you to know
everything about me.
Likewise.
Can you keep an open mind?
I mean, really wide open?
I think so, yes.
I have a most
extraordinary condition.
Thank you. You familiar
with the works of Edward Jenner?
The vaccination chap
who experimented on himself?
That's right.
Now, probably you would never...
experiment on yourself...
No, I have actually. I mean, nothing
so extraordinary as Jenner, obviously...
but I...
I used my cryogenic technique
to freeze one of my own eggs.
You did? Why?
Well...
I've always wanted children
and I...
I never found the person
that I want to...
you know...
I'm not getting younger, so I thought,
well, I'll just save one, just in case.
It's in the dairy section
under "Junior. "
What did you say?
- My egg is in the freezer at the lab.
- You call it Junior?
Yes. I know. Well, I couldn't put my own
name because everybody would know.
And you can't tell if it's a boy
or a girl, so I thought Junior would...
- Junior.
- I know. I've shocked you, haven't I?
I suppose it is a bit perverse,
having your own eggs on display...
but some people keep their tonsils,
their adenoids and appendixes and...
Anyway, enough, sorry.
I'm embarrassing you. So, what...
- I'm sorry. I have to go.
- Alex?
Alex. What's the matter?
Not a roll, not a kick,
not in two days.
Oh, I know
something's wrong.
There's something wrong.
Is that what you want to hear?
No!
All the drugs the father took
probably messed her up good.
- What drugs?
- I read up on Aerosmith.
Wasted for a decade.
Coke, booze, pills.
- What are you talking about?
- Which one is he?
Did you think it was someone
in the band? Is that what you thought?
Well, that's what you said.
No, that he was on tour
with them.
He's not in the band.
He's their personal trainer.
For God...
- Oh! She kicked.
- She kicked.
- She just kicked.
- All right, Larry, come with me now.
- What?
- Where did you get Junior?
-I told you.
-The truth! We're talking about my baby.
Keep your voice down.
All right.
I got it from Reddin's lab. So?
Well, it's Diana's.
- You mean, hers, personally?
- Yes!
You're supposed to get
an anonymous egg.
I tried.
Everybody was all out.
- Can you do anything right?
- Wait, don't start with me.
If you'd have stopped
taking the Expectane...
none of this would be an issue.
- What a horrible thing to say.
- Well, it's the truth.
Keepin' it goin' was your idea,
not mine.
Women have such convenient memories
when they're pregnant.
Now take that back.
All right, that was a Freudian slip.
I know you're not a woman.
No. The part about I should
have ended it. Junior heard that.
- Now take it back.
- For cryin' out loud. I take it back.
No, mean it.
All right, Junior, I'm sorry.
I take it back.
I just felt a kick.
Come. Feel it.
- No, I don't think so.
- Come on. Just feel it.
- Come. We need a healing experience.
- Give me a break, will ya?
Just do it!
Here.
Just watch. Be patient.
- Did you see that? Right there.
- Yeah.
- Oh, see his little feet go.
- Right there!
Oh, it feels so good.
Can you believe this?
- What's goin' on?
- What? Nothin'.
- What?
- You were touching him.
Oh, God.
Oh, no.
I can't deal with this.
Can't deal with what?
What are you? What are you two,
like a... What are you, a twosome?
What? No.
What is goin' on around here?
He's...
He's pregnant.
I'm gonna be a mama too.
- You're sure it's the Expectane?
- Absolutely.
We compared what you gave us with
the sample we had on file in the lab.
Who do they think
they're dealing with?
That's what