headache.
- Me too.
- You do?
I think I need
an aspirin. Yeah.
- Oh.
- Good morning.
Good morning.
Aspirin. Aspirin.
Yeah.
Bart?
I'll be right out.
Oh, I feel like
my head's gonna pop...
like I've been in a coma
or something.
Will you rub my neck
for a minute?
- Neck? Yeah, yeah.
- Please?
Thanks.
Did I drink a lot
last night?
Well...
- Right.
- What's wrong?
Forgot the aspirin. We both
had too much last night.
Ooh!
Ohh!
Hey, what took you
so long?
- l-I-I-I hopped in the shower.
- I need one too.
- I'm late for work.
- Yeah, and...
Art?
Art!
Whew! Ohh.
- You're not dressed yet.
- No.
I think I'm going to
take a shower.
Another one?
Yeah, I forgot, uh,
my ankles.
Ooh! Aah! Ow!
- You up?
- Didn't you hear me calling you?
Soap in my ears.
Did I leave the water on?
Yeah.
Ohh.
Ohh!
- Hey.
- Hi.
I gotta go,
but you stay.
- I'll have Maria make you breakfast.
- Yeah. That's okay.
I'd better be off. I don't
want to run into Bart... Art!
- I'll call you later.
- Sure.
Bye.
Art?
- Art!
- What?
I'm leaving now.
I have a date.
You're on the 9:00 to Puerto Vallarta.
Um...
I-I'm just going to
fall back and...
regroup for a while
and...
make a plan.
Dumping one sister
at the altar...
and leaving the other
with a cheap one-night stand?
That's some fine plan.
You should
write that down.
You know...
1,000 ways to humiliate...
degrade, generally make
everyone miserable.
See ya.
- All right.
- I'm gonna play these ones.
- Give me...
- You want two fives still?
I'll take one.
- What you got?
- I'll take one.
- I'll take two.
- You're taking two?
- Two I'm taking.
- All right.
- Give me one.
- I'll take one.
- Hey, wait a minute. That's my card.
- What's the matter with you?
Hey, hey, hey.
I need your help.
- I saw you pull an ace out of your shoe.
- I didn't do it!
- I'm in a jam. You gotta help me.
- I can't. I'm in a hole.
This is serious. You gotta go
out, start the car and wait for me.
- Let me finish this hand.
- There is no time. Someone is after me.
- Cool! Way better than poker.
- Better than poker!
Where's my hat?
I'm coming, I'm coming!
- Come on, boys! I don't wanna be late!
- Okay! Go, go!
- The car is right here.
- Move, move!
- All right.
- Come on! Let's go, let's go!
- I'm bad at driving.
- Who's driving? Who's driving?
Just get in.
Okay, let's go, let's go.
All right,
get back in there.
You remember how, don't ya?
- Of course I do.
Idiot son of mine. Who else
would own a stick shift?
It's like making love to a woman...
put it in slowly and then floor it.
What do you know?
You haven't even got a license!
- It's only because I can't see.
- What are you doing? It's not even raining!
I don't know.
Wait a minute. Something...
I don't understand!
All right!
Move! Move! Let's go!
Come on!
- There!
- Hey! Now you're talking!
Take it slowly!
- Go back to
the home, you old farts!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Positively Homeric!
- I can't, I'm telling you!
- I'm telling you! I'm telling you!
: El embrague!: El
El embrague!
Eso, eso! Alli, arriba!
Taxi!
- Hey! They're coming!
Let's go! Let's go!
No! Hey!
I can't concentrate
on these pedals!
I'll steer!
Just step on it!
Come on!
It's all right!
Look out!
Keep going! Keep going!
Keep going! Stomp on it!
There's a valley in Spain
called Jarama
It's a place that
we all know so well
It was there that we gave
of our manhood
Where so many of
our brave comrades fell
Viva la Repъblica!
Go, go! We can make it!
Aaah! Stop!
We're gonna die!
Relax! lt'll be fine! I've
seen it done a thousand times!
Not in real life!
Yes! Yes! We done it!
- All right, all right.
- Let him out.
- I think I can do it.
- One leg at a time.
- My