Molly,
what people don't understand...
...is that acting is a discipline.
It takes a lot of hard work.
-So where'd you study?
-I didn't go to college.
-No, where'd you study acting?
-Molly, people don't study acting.
Molly, do you mind giving us
just a minute?
-Sure. I'll go check on Emma.
-Thanks.
Will the stable boy
never get the princess?
What do you think you were gonna do,
have sex with her here on my couch?
No. The leather sticks to my ass.
This isn't fair. What makes you think
I'm gonna sleep with her...
...and then blow her off, huh?
Can't you guys open your minds to
the possibility that I actually like her...
...and might want something real?
Look, the truth is, I haven't felt
this way about anyone since Rachel.
Okay?
I didn't think I could ever love again.
-Come on!
-Joe!
Hi. Is Molly here?
Yeah, yeah. Come on in. Molly?
-Hey. Guys, this is Tabitha.
-Hey.
-I'll see you tomorrow.
-Okay.
Well, Joey, I guess
we have no problem.
It's like my favorite fairy tale
come true.
The princess, the stable boy
and the lesbian.
Okay. Okay,
you start preparing the formula...
...and I'll start changing the box.
And then we gotta put them
straight to bed.
When did we become
one of those couples...
...whose lives revolve around
their rats?
Well, you know what?
They're our responsibility now.
Okay, fine.
These rats are our responsibility.
What happens when they mate
and there are hundreds?
Mate? They're all brothers and sisters.
Yeah, not such a problem with rats.
No, they're more of a "love the one
you're with" kind of animal.
No. Really?
Oh, my-- Get off your sister!
Oh, my God. What are we gonna do?
The-- We have seven rats.
So, what if each of them
has seven rats...
...and then each of those
has seven rats? That's like....
That's math I can't even do!
What are we gonna do?
Well, I know this is gonna
sound crazy...
...but we could
not let the box of rats ruin our lives.
Yeah, okay. I guess you're right.
All right, so we should just
give them away.
But to nice families with children
and reduced-fat Wheat Thins.
Those were Bob's favorites.
It's gonna be okay.
-You must think I'm crazy.
-No, I think you're sweet.
Good. This is just so hard.
It's hard for me to let them go.
I guess it just brings back memories,
you know...
...from when I gave birth to my brother's
triplets and I had to give them up.
I haven't told you about that yet,
have I?
Thanks for the party, honey.
Should I help you clean up?
No way. You had your party.
Now I have mine.
-Is everything all right?
-I just get bummed...
...when my birthday's over.
Well, at least you have one thing
to be happy about.
That jerk, Gavin, from your office
didn't show up.
Yeah, I hate him.
We weren't talking about you.
We were....
No. No way to recover. No. Okay.
-Fun party.
-Well, it was.
And you would have seen it
if you didn't show up at....
9:30?! God! This party was lame.
Again, you're welcome!
-Look, I'll just give you this and go.
-You bought me a present. Why?
Let me explain how birthday parties
usually work. There are presents...
...and a cake,
perhaps a fourth or fifth person.
Okay, I....
I got you the present to make up
for being such a jerk to you.
Well, okay. Well, that's very nice.
And you wrote a card.
-"From Gavin."
-I really mean it.
It's beautiful.
If you don't mind...?
Let me.
Well, what do you know, it fits.
See, Gavin. You're capable of being
a nice guy.
Why do you give me such a hard time?
I'm not sure.
Well, Monica seems to think
it's because you have feelings for me.
I do have feelings for you.
-You do?
-Yes. I feel that you're a little annoying.
See, why? Gavin, why?
Right when I'm about to change
my opinion of you, you go and you--
And you do that.
Hey. Listen, I think I left something
here.
Well, somebody left this.
Is this yours?
No, but I like it.
No, I think I left one of my rat babies.
Well, no. I haven't seen it,