fashion.
I was looking at her skirt.
Or was it pants? I didn't really see
what happened below the ass area.
Wow, you are really....
You're really a creep.
What do you care
if I was looking at her?
Are you jealous?
Oh, yeah. I'm jealous.
"Oh, Gavin. Please,
please look at my ass."
Stop looking at my ass!
I mean, I just think
you are totally inappropriate. Okay?
This is a work environment.
She's your subordinate.
But it was okay when you
slept with your old assistant, Tag?
That is totally different
for two reasons.
One: I didn't know
that you knew that.
And two: I wasn't some creep
staring at his ass.
We had a.... We had a deep,
meaningful relationship.
What was Tag's last name?
It was....
Oh, my God.
He didn't-- He didn't--
He didn't have a last name.
It was just Tag, you know,
like Cher or...
...you know, Moses.
But it was a deep,
meaningful relationship.
You know what? My first impression
of you was absolutely right.
You are arrogant. You are pompous.
Morgan! Morgan!
-Tag's last name was Morgan!
-lt was Jones.
What are you, his boyfriend?
-Man, I wish I had a nanny like you.
-You mean when you were a baby?
Sure.
Would you stop staring at her?
I wasn't staring.
I was leering.
What's the big deal with her?
Maybe she's attractive
in an obvious kind of way.
Yeah, obvious beauty's the worst.
You know, when it's right there
in your face.
Me, I like to have to work
to find someone attractive.
Makes me feel like I earned it.
Looks like Joey's doing all right
with her.
Yeah. Hey, that was nice of you guys
to back off...
...and let Joey get the girl for once.
-I'm gonna take her to the apartment.
-Okay. I'll be home right after work.
-Okay.
-Okay, bye, Emma.
I love you.
-Bye.
-Bye.
They've elected me to talk to you
about the baby talk.
It's not so good.
I think it's sweet.
Bye, Emma!
Hey, listen, Joey. About Molly, I would
really prefer if you didn't go after her.
-Why not?
-lt took months to find a good nanny.
And I wouldn't want anything to,
you know, drive her away.
So you think I'm just
gonna sleep with her...
...and never call her again, and
things are gonna get uncomfortable?
Yeah, that sounds about right.
Come on, there are plenty
of other women out there.
Just forget about her, okay?
She's off-limits.
Oh, man! What'd you have to go
and say that for?
Now that you told me I can't have her,
makes me want her even more!
-What are you, a child?
-Yes!
Look, Joey, come on now.
For me, please.
Just try to focus your sexual energy
on someone else.
Fine.
Take me home.
-Hey, Mikey.
-Hey, Pheeb.
-What are you doing?
-Setting rattraps.
-To kill Bob?
-No. No, to test his neck strength.
No, I don't want to kill him.
I thought we were gonna capture him...
...and, you know, set him free
in the countryside...
...where he could meet
a friendly possum...
...and a wisecracking owl.
-Okay, okay. I'll throw away the traps.
-All right, I'll find Bob. I'll get him.
Bob? Bob?
Robert?
Wait, I think I hear him.
Oh, my God! Bob had babies!
Bob's a mom!
We'll have to think of a new name.
I don't know,
I kind of like "Bob" for a girl.
No, no. I mean, I'm not sure that we--
Oh, my God. We killed Bob?
Well, maybe it wasn't Bob.
Maybe it was a mouse.
Susie?
What's up?
Seriously, dude. Three years ago.
Listen, can you do me a favor?
I'm gonna be out today.
Can you keep an eye on Joey...
...make sure nothing happens
between him and Molly?
-You don't trust him?
-Well, no.
Some woman who sounded
a lot like Joey called earlier...
...and asked for her daughter,
the "hot nanny."
Is this your long-term plan,
for me to run interference?
Because I could get a job any day now.
You do appear right on the cusp
of something.
Look, come on, man. I'm sure
he'll lose interest in a week or two...
...but for now, could you please
just do this for me?
Fine, but don't blame me
if it doesn't work.
Because you know once Joey
sets