freaked him out. Wow, what was it? That I was going to eat him. Mike! Yeah? Okay. I can't believe I'm doing this with you. Although I did just end a nine-year relationship... ...so I should be open to taking some risks. It'll be fine. Follow my lead, okay? All you have to do is pretend to be Mike. -I am Mike. -Attaboy. Here they come. -I'm Phoebe. -Phoebe. Mike. How you doing? -Nice to meet you. -Joey, this is Mary Ellen Jenkins. So, Mike, how do you and Joey know each other, anyway? How do Joey and I know each other? If I had a nickel for every time somebody's asked me that. -From school. -We met in college. I mean high school. You guys go way back, then. So, what are you up to these days? -Well, I'm a lawyer. -Mike, attorney at law! -Actually, I just gave up my practice. -What? That's the kind of thing you usually run by me. I want to play piano professionally. If I don't do this now, I never will. Great. I like that better than the lawyer thing. Which is why I waited until now to introduce you to Mike. You thought he was still a lawyer. No, that's not what I meant. Let's get you a cocktail. What are you doing? Looking for restaurant jobs for you in Tulsa. That's so sweet. Did you find anything? -Slim Pickins. -Nothing, huh? No. Slim Pickins. It's a barbecue joint. They're looking for a cook. Actually, "cook" may be a bit of a stretch. They're looking for somebody to shovel mesquite. "Slim Pickins"? That is so cheesy. Well, So Cheesy also has an opening. Honey, that's okay. I know this woman, Nancy... ...who's a restaurant biz headhunter. She may know something. Can I say how much I appreciate you coming with me? When we get to Tulsa, I am taking you for a great dinner at Slim Pickins. So Cheesy? Whole Hog? It's gonna be tough to keep kosher in Tulsa. Hi, Nancy? Hi, it's Monica Geller. I'm good. Listen, I'm looking for a job in Tulsa. Yeah, well, my husband's been relocated. Because I love him. No, I don't want a job in New York. Javu's looking? Oh, my God! He asked for me personally? Oh, my God! Wow, this is really, really flattering. But I'm moving to Tulsa. So, just, if you would tell Javu... ...l'll take it! My name's Rachel Greene. I have an appointment for Emma. Dr. Gettleman is finishing up with a patient. He'll be out shortly. I think you just have a cold. It's definitely not strep. Thanks, doctor. -Would you like a lollipop? -Do you even have to ask? He is alive! It's so surprising that you and Joey have known each other for so long... ...and I've never heard about you. That's because we had a bit of a falling out. Mike hit my mom with a car. -No, I didn't. -That's okay. I have forgiven you. Now we're friends again, and everything's great. Well, wait. Is your mom okay? Please, we're trying to have a conversation. You're a lot nicer on Days of Our Lives. Days of Our Lives! That's why you look so familiar! -What? -What? What? Do you not know each other? Of course we do. He's playing a game we used to play in high school. We pretend we don't know each other. We played all kinds of games. You remember that one where I punch you in the face for not being cool? Let me ask you something: How many sisters does Joey have? -Six. -What are you doing? I said seven! Joey, why did you set me up with a stranger? Because I forgot about our date. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry too. And just to be clear, I didn't hit his mother with a car. You are unbelievable. I spent so much time finding the perfect girl for you. Mary Ellen is really smart and cute and loose. Who are you kidding? You find some guy off the street for me? God, this is humiliating! I'm so sorry. If you don't like this guy, I can find you a better one. Mike? Mike? I'm out of here. It was nice meeting you. -You're leaving too? -I'll stay if you can tell me my name. Have a good night. We leave tomorrow, and you still have a ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Петля Ориона на английском - текст Завещание профессора Доуэля на английском - текст Семь стихий на английском - текст Друзья - Сезон 9 на английском - текст Банкет на английском |