happen.
Come on, Ross. I'm miserable here.
Come on, you started this,
now you finish it!
Come on, wuss. Make love to me.
- You know what?
- What?
Forget it.
What now, Ross,
you're not gonna talk?
How on earth will you ever annoy me?
Oh, wait a minute, I know.
You'd think the jalapeno would
clear up your sinuses, but no!
That's not enough...
What are you doing?
I'm getting that baby out of you!
- Oh, God!
- I know.
Oh, no, no, no.
I think my water just broke.
I am good!
Okay, I got the pillow.
I got the bag.
- You got the keys?
- I got the keys.
We're having a baby.
I didn't have time to read this part
of the books, but do we have time...?
- Not so much.
- Okay, let's go.
- 200.
- Thank you.
That's it. I don't care when
the baby comes. No more betting.
Hello?
I guess we could bet
one more time.
- Is Rachel having the baby?
- How did you know that?
- Joey! Chandler!
- They're at the coffee house.
You know everything!
Wait. I bet you the baby
is over 7 pounds.
I bet you it has hair!
I bet you it's a girl.
- We know it's a girl.
- I'll give you really good odds.
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[ENGLISH]All right!
Yes! From home to the hospital
in seven minutes!
Yes. The hard part is truly over.
We're off to a great start, aren't we?
I knew I'd get here fast,
but this has to be a record!
- Oh, you made it!
- Hi.
- How the hell did you beat us here?
- We took a cab. Did you walk?
No, we took a cab too.
But I did test runs...
Hey, you made it!
Okay, is there some kind of magic
tunnel to this hospital?
Ross, you stay here and talk.
I'm gonna go have a baby.
Okay. Hi, this is Rachel Green. I'm
Ross Geller. We called from the car.
We have a semi-private
labor room waiting...
Oh, whoa! I'm sorry. Semi-private?
We asked for a private room.
Yes, I see that here.
We can't guarantee a private room.
- Currently, they're all unavailable.
- Man, if only you'd gotten here sooner.
I'm sorry. Semi-private rooms
are all we have.
Okay. Just give us a second. Ross?
- Give her some money.
- I really think they're out of rooms.
They're saving them for important
people! What if I was the president?
We'd be in a lot of trouble.
You don't know where any countries are.
Okay.
Say, would you mind checking again?
See if any private rooms
may have opened up?
This is a hospital.
You know what?
I don't really care for your tone.
This is not the only hospital in the
city. We have no problem... Oh, gosh!
- What, what?
- Contraction!
Oh!
- Like to see a semi-private room?
- Yeah, it couldn't hurt to look.
The One Where Rachel Has A Baby - Part I
You're 2 centimeters dilated.
We need to get to 10.
- It will be a while.
- Oh, okay.
- I'll be back in an hour to check on you.
- Thank you.
- I guess we have some time to kill.
- Yeah, guess so.
Oh, check these out.
Never done this before.
Yeah, well, it looks great.
Thank you very much.
I think we're ready to...
Hi, I'm Ross. I'm here to ruin
this magical day for you.
Not at all. Marc Horger.
This is my wife, Julie.
- Hi, Julie. This is Rachel.
- Oh, hi, Rachel.
- Is this your first?
- It is.
Well, little Jamie here is our third.
So if you have any questions,
just holler.
- That's so sweet.
- Yeah.
- Let me give you guys some privacy.
- Nonsense. We're all in this together.
We are gonna share every
moment of this with you.
- I think we're gonna have some fun.
- Yeah.
- Oh, okay, I guess.
- Hey, smile!
- No.
- I really don't want any...
Oh, thank you.
Oh, Ross!
Here comes another contraction.
Okay, just breathe...
- Oh, honey, I think I'm having one too!
- Oh, my God!
- Hey, look at this. Here you go!
- Oh, no!
Oh, wow. Three hours and still no baby.
The miracle of birth
sure is a snooze-fest.
- Hey, you wanna see something?
- Sure. What?
This will be fun.
Watch me freak out Chandler.
- Honey?
- Yeah?
Listen, I've been doing
some thinking...
...and I don't know whether
it