better be going."
So long!
Don't let the "best door in the world"
hit you in the ass on your way out.
Isn't this the most incredible fight
you've had in your life?
We could've gone from the ceremony to
the reception with you in the sidecar.
It just isn't feasible.
But a dove placing the ring on your
finger would've been no problem.
- It was fun being married to you.
- Yeah, and it was an easy 400 bucks.
- Okay, Ross, can I ask you something?
- Yeah.
- That proposal at the planetarium?
- I know, I know. It was stupid.
Are you kidding? With the lilies,
and the song and the stars?
It was really wonderful.
Did you just make that up?
I thought of it
when we were going out.
That's how I imagined
I would ask you to marry me.
Wow.
Well, that would've been
very hard to say no to.
It's a good thing I didn't do it, it
sounds like a very expensive wedding.
- Okay, good night.
- Good night.
Even if the sidecar had a windscreen
to protect your hair?
- I will think about it.
- That's all I'm asking.
Okay, that's it. I give up.
At Mom and Dad's 40th anniversary,
you give the speech.
You know, I don't understand
why they didn't cry.
- Come on.
- That stuff you said about true love?
You were right. We did learn
a lot from Mom and Dad.
That picture of Chi-Chi
with her mischievous grin.
And what you said about Nana? Yeah,
she really would've wanted to be there.
And you know what?
I think she was.
Oh, good God, Ross,
how the hell do you do it?
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[ENGLISH]Hi. So I'm doing the Soap Opera Digest
crossword puzzle...
...and guess who is the clue
for three down?
"Days of Our Lives star,
blank Tribbiani."
That's me! I'm blank!
How cool! We know three down!
I'm touching three down.
Yeah, you are, baby.
Three down knows I'm married.
What's three down doing?
Do they call to tell you you're in it?
No. They wanted to do
a profile on me. I said no.
Why'd you say no?
Remember the last interview I did?
I said I write my own lines,
the writers got mad...
...and I fell down an elevator shaft.
Who knows what I'd say now?
If only there was something
in your head to control what you say.
Come on, you'll keep it
in check this time.
The publicity would be good for you.
You deserve that.
In the interview, you could mention,
I don't know, "gal pal Rachel Green."
Is that "gal pal" spelled L-O-S-E-R?
- Okay, don't listen to him. Please?
- Fine, all right, I'll do it.
You have to be there to stop me
if I say something stupid.
Just then, or all the time?
Because we have jobs, you know?
We'll be there the whole time.
Just remember:
Gal pal, Rachel Green.
I'm gonna be in Soap Opera Digest!
And not just in the dumb crossword.
Seriously, proud of you.
The One With Joey's Interview
- Thanks for taking the time for this.
- Not at all. Happy to do it.
You think we're being obvious?
No. We're just four people with
neck problems, who talk like this.
It's great that we met here.
When people hear the magazine's paying,
they want a big, fancy restaurant.
Actually, I didn't know
the magazine was paying.
Wouldn't have mattered. I do this
for the fans, not the free food.
- Can I get you anything?
- Coffee.
And I'll have all the muffins.
- Hey.
- We're not talking.
Oh, finally.
According to your bio,
you've done quite a bit of work.
Anything that you're
particularly proud of?
All you want is a dingle
What you envy's a shwang
A thing through which you can tinkle
Or play with, or simply let hang
This ever happen?
You want a glass of milk...
...but these darn cartons
are so hard to open!
Boy, you said it, Mike.
- There's gotta be a better way!
- There is, Kevin!
This is the first time
he's ever used this. It's easy.
- This works in any milk carton.
- It is easy.
Now I can have milk every day.
So this is it, Victor?
Yeah, I guess it is. And so...
...I'm gonna get on this spaceship...
...and I'm gonna go to Blargon
But when I return