and how it was really awkward. My gynecologist tried to kill me. Item J437-A. Color: winterberry. Hi, listen. Come here. Come... I'm so, so sorry about yesterday. Listen, you don't have to apologize. I understand why you were there. - You do? - Yeah. You still have feelings for me. To be honest, I still have feelings for you. I wish we could work out, but we can't. It's too complicated with you and Rachel and the baby. I just... It just wasn't meant to be. Oh, God. You're right. Ross, we have to be strong. Okay, I'm gonna go. Can I? To remember you? No. Subtitles by SDI Media Group [ENGLISH]Is it okay if I bring someone to your parents' anniversary? - Sure. - Yeah. - Who's the guy? - Parker, we met at the cleaners. Did he put a little starch in your bloomers? Who said that? No, he's really great, though. He has this incredible zest for life. He treats me like a queen. Except when he treats me like a naughty girl. Would it be okay if I give the toast? Even after what happened at their 20th? - I'd really like to. - Hopefully this time Mom won't boo you. Yes! Every year Ross makes the toast, and it always makes them cry. - This year, I'm gonna make them cry. - You wonder why Ross is their favorite? Any time Ross makes a toast, everyone cries and pats him on the back. And they all come up to me and say, "God, your brother." You know what they're gonna say this year? "God, you." Well, at least one person will be crying. I'm an actor, and any actor worth his salt can cry on cue. - Really? You can do that? - Oh, you kidding me? Watch. Well, I can't do it with you guys watching me! The One in Massapequa - What are you doing? - I'm working on my toast. Or as I like to call it: "Sob-fest 2002." - Hey, check this out. - It's a dog. It's a dead dog. Chi-Chi. She died when I was in high school. - You're talking about a dead pet? - It's good stuff, huh? Joey? You got a present for my parents? In honor of their 35th anniversary, I had a star named after them. - That is so cool. - And I got Kama Sutra for the Elderly. - Do you guys have any extra ribbon? - Sure. What do you need? We got lace, satin, sateen, raffia, gingham, felt... And I think my testicles may be in here too. Chi-Chi! Oh, I loved this dog. Monica couldn't get braces because Chi-Chi needed knee surgery. - What? - You're the 200-pounder that rode her! Hey! Everybody, this is Parker. Parker, this is... No, don't tell me. Let me guess: Joey, Monica, Ross, Rachel... ...and I'm sorry, Phoebe didn't mention you. Chandler, I'm kidding! Already you're my favorite. - Tell me a little about yourselves. - Actually, we should get going. Classic Ross! Rachel, look how you glow! May I? I think you already are. Rachel, you have life growing inside you. Is there anything more miraculous... A picture of a dog! Whose is this? That's my old dog. He passed away years ago. Well, at least you were lucky to have him. Bow-wow, old friend. Bow-wow. - So where's the party? - It's in Massapequa. Massapequa, it sounds magical. Is it steeped in Native American history? Well, there is an Arby's in the shape of a tepee. I got my notes. You got the presents? - I've got the car keys. - We're driving? Aces. - So he seems like a nice guy. - Yeah, I like him a lot. - You want to hang back and take a cab? - Okay, otherwise I'm not going. - Hey, Mom. - This is such a great party! Thirty-five years. Impressive. Do you have any pearls of wisdom? - Jack? - Why serve food on such a sharp stick? It's a good question, Dad. It's a good question. - Congratulations, you two. - Thank you, we're so excited. And also, congratulations on your wedding. - Can we talk to you for just a moment? - Yeah. It's just a little thing. While we think it's marvelous you're having this baby out of wedlock... ...our friends are less open-minded. - We told them you're married. - What? Thanks for going ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Роджер и я на английском - текст Яттаман на английском - текст Обыкновенное чудо на английском - текст Гамлет на английском - текст Лунный Папа на английском |