do it, and I can't.
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[ENGLISH]Hey, I got you a present!
Oh, my, where did you hide it?
I ordered it for your wedding
and it's finally here!
You didn't have to get us anything...
I love it! It's huge! Let's open it!
- It's a Ms. Pac-Man machine!
- Oh, my God!
I didn't know where to put it.
- We can put it in the guest bedroom.
- Yeah, okay.
I kind of like it here.
Do you like it?
I practically spent my
entire childhood at the arcade.
- This was my second favorite.
- What's your first?
- I don't remember the name.
- Well, what did it do?
You'd put a quarter in,
pull some handles and win a candy bar.
A vending machine?
Don't feel bad for me.
I won every time!
The One Where Joey Dates Rachel
I'm so glad you guys are here.
Guess what happened
in the paleontology department.
Do you think he saw us,
or can we still slip out?
Professor Newman, the department head,
is retiring, so...
- They made you head of the department!
- I'm teaching his advanced class!
Why didn't I get head
of the department?
Hey, Rach, I got a big date.
Do you know a good restaurant?
Paul's Cafe. It's got great food
and it's really romantic.
Great, thanks.
Then take her to the
Four Seasons for drinks.
Or go downtown
and listen to some jazz.
Or dancing. Oh, take her dancing!
You sure are naming
a lot of ways to postpone sex.
I miss dating. Dressing up,
going to a fancy restaurant.
I won't be able to do that for so long.
And it's so much fun.
Not that sitting around
worrying about giving birth isn't fun.
Hey, you know what?
Why don't I take you out?
You don't want to date
a pregnant lady.
Yes, I do. We're gonna
have a good time.
I'll take your mind off of childbirth,
and C-sections...
...and baby heads stretching out...
Okay, I'll go with you.
- It will be fun.
- All right.
No, no! Yes!
Would you look at that.
I knocked off all your top scores.
How sad.
Okay, I'm next.
Don't start another game.
I'm next! Phoebe?
Sorry, I couldn't hear you
over all the winning.
- Phoebe's hogging the game.
- It's a stupid game.
You think it's stupid because
you suck.
I don't suck. It sucks.
You suck.
If this game is gonna cause problems,
I should keep it.
No, I love it. It is a great present.
Why don't you go home and wait
for the "Thank You" card?
- Why do you want to play this game?
- It doesn't spit out a Clark Bar.
Okay. Phoebe, that's it.
Out of the chair.
Joey, could you get that?
I thought you were in your room.
I'm picking you up for our date.
For you.
Lilies. They're my favorite.
Thank you.
And a brownie.
Well, half a brownie.
Actually, it's just a bag.
It's a long walk from the flower shop
and I felt faint, so...
This is so great! I actually feel
like I'm on a real date.
But I have morning sickness and
I have on underwear that goes up to...
...there.
Hey, come on. This is a real date.
So nice place you got here.
Foosball. Pizza box.
Oh, a subscription to Playboy.
My kind of woman.
That's my roommate's.
I'd like to meet him.
He sounds like a standup guy.
He's protective of me,
so you'd better watch yourself.
Your roommate, is he good-Iooking?
Must be tough to keep your hands
off him.
I'm pretty sure he's gay.
No! No, he's not! Why are you trying
to ruin the game?
Which brings us back
to Greely's Theory of Dominance.
That's it for today.
Does anyone know where
the Freeman Building is?
It's the new building on Avenue A.
That's across town.
I'm teaching there in 10 minutes.
Dude, that's not gonna happen.
Move it! Move it!
Hey! I'm the teacher!
Hello.
Sorry I'm a little late.
Whoa, a lot late.
Well, let me start
by introducing myself.
I'm Professor Geller.
So to sum up...
...I'm Professor Geller.
Good job today.
- What comes with the filet mignon?
- Steamed vegetables.
Instead of the vegetables...
...is there any way that I could
substitute the...
...three-pound lobster?
You know what? Bring her both.