Yes, I did.
Would you say your pesto
is the best-o?
I don't know.
I would say it's pretty good-o.
I still need the salad.
- Great necklace.
- I made it.
- You are so talented.
- Well, it's no pesto.
Let's just cut to the chase.
You're both single.
He gets off at 11.
Call her.
I'll give him your number if I could
just get a caesar salad!
I did not yell.
I am not putting a dollar in the jar.
The One With Rachel's Date
- Wow, Bing! Burning the midnight oil.
- You know me, sir.
How can I get
around the computer network...
...so I can access
the really good Internet porn?
You're a joker, Bing.
What's funny about that?
- Sorry I kept you waiting so long.
- Where do you wanna go?
I think you know.
- The Hard Rock Cafe?
- Yeah.
- Again?
- Yeah.
- I'm telling you, I like the food.
- You like the Purple Rain display.
- Hey, Bob.
- Hey, Toby. Have a good night.
- Did that guy just call you Toby?
- Yeah, he thinks that's my name.
- Why don't you correct him?
- It's been way too long now.
The first time, I didn't say anything.
The next time he said,
"Toby, want a doughnut?"
And I wanted the doughnut.
Five years later, the doughnut's gone
and I'm still Toby.
- Chandler, you have to tell him.
- That would be so awkward.
We don't work together.
He's on the sixth floor.
So he calls me Toby once in a while.
It's not like he's calling me Muriel.
Muriel.
Why would he call you Muriel?
Oh, my God.
Chandler "M." Bing.
It's not just an "M."
Your middle name is Muriel!
It is a family name.
Chandler Muriel Bing.
Your parents never even
gave you a chance, did they?
Drake, I've discovered the reason
for your memory loss.
Your brain transplant
wasn't successful.
Your body's rejecting Jessica's brain.
Is it serious?
Not if we extract tissue
from the original body...
...and synthesize antibodies
to stop you from rejecting the brain.
That sounds simple enough.
Let's just do that.
We would, but when we went
to exhume Jessica's body...
...it was gone.
Cut.
Very nice, people.
I'll change and we can go.
- What happened to Jessica's body?
- You'll have to see it on TV.
- You don't know, do you?
- Couldn't care less.
- Good scene, man.
- You too.
What? You weren't in it.
Kash, this is my friend Rachel.
Rachel, Kash.
- Hi.
- Why haven't I seen you here before?
Joey just thinks I'll embarrass him.
He thinks I'm a soap opera nut.
Which I'm not.
I'm not.
Although, I do know your favorite
ice cream flavor is butter pecan.
And your dog's name is Wally.
- Look, I'm just stroking your arm.
- Let's go!
Bye, Kash.
Say hi to Wally.
- Monica.
- Hi.
I had the best time
with Tim last night. He is so sweet.
I can't wait
to get "sous-neath" him.
- I have to fire him.
- Why?
He's terrible.
He's slow. He burns things.
He lit my pastry chef on fire.
He was nervous.
You can be intimidating.
And your pastry chef can stand
to be taken down a peg.
Well, now she has no eyebrows.
Mission accomplished.
But Monica, he loves his job so much.
Can't you just give him
another chance, please?
All right. But if he lights
someone else on fire, he's gone.
That's fair. Thank you so much.
Looks like he got you
a little bit too.
I paid to have this done.
Love it!
Hey. You know,
Kash really liked you.
He thought you were charming.
- I thought I was an idiot.
- I'm with you.
- He asked if you'd go out with him.
- I think I'm gonna throw up a little.
- What did you say?
- "No."
What?
I figured since you're pregnant,
you're not gonna be seeing people.
First of all, Kash Ford?
Not people.
Did you tell him I was pregnant?
No. I didn't know if you told people.
This was when Kash was still "people."
- Good. Just have him call me.
- I don't think that's...
Go do it or I'll come back
to that set. I'll meet more actors.
- Hey, Bob.
- How's my pal Toby doing today?
If I see him, I'll ask.
Was that Bob from six
you were just talking to?
- Yeah.
- You know him?