good luck.
Oh, my God! Monica.
I know!
- How's Chandler doing?
- Great.
He's doing great.
Don't you worry about Chandler.
- Phoebe, can I see you for a second?
- Yeah.
- What's going on?
- Chandler's gone again.
Why would you play hide-and-seek with
someone you know is a flight risk?
Aaron, you gotta let me go.
The guy's hammered.
I'm sorry. As long as he's here
and conscious, we're still shooting.
You wouldn't happen to have
a very big fork?
So, I just talked to the director.
That's it. We're done for the day.
We finished the scene?
- You were wonderful.
- As were you.
So I got your car.
It's right outside.
Thank you. You're welcome.
No, we gotta go. Come on.
Here we go.
Is that my ass?
- There he is!
- What?
You won't get away this time!
Unless you want
that ass-kicking we talked about!
Ross!
I'm serious! You're not
walking out on my sister!
That's right. I'm not.
- Then where have you been?
- I know about Monica.
- You know?
- What?
- I heard you and Rachel talking.
- About what?
You don't know?
If somebody doesn't tell me
right now... .
What, you'll "hi-yah"?
Monica's pregnant.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
And you're not freaking out?
I was. Then I went to the
gift shop for cigarettes.
- Cigarettes?
- Big picture, please!
So I was in the gift shop,
that's when I saw this... .
And I thought anything that can
fit into this can't be scary.
You obviously
didn't see Chuckie III. 
But come on, look at how cute
and small this is.
So I got it to give Monica,
so she'd know I was okay.
Dude.
Way to go, son.
I knew you'd find him.
Our little boy is getting married.
Look at you, so handsome.
You look beautiful, Mom.
You look beautiful too, Dad.
I love you both.
I'm so glad you're here.
Are you Chandler?
Are you Joey?
- This is nice.
- What?
I've never walked down the aisle
knowing it can't end in divorce.
I wish your grandmother
had lived to see this.
- She's right there.
- Not that old crone. My mother.
Congratulations, darling.
We love you, sweetheart.
You look beautiful.
- Is this new?
- Not now.
- Who's this?
- I'm Father Karabasos.
He's Greek Orthodox.
As are you.
Let us begin.
Dearly beloved...
That's my line!
I can take it from here. Thanks.
Dearly beloved,
I'm sorry I'm a little late.
You may be confused by this now...
...but you won't be
Memorial Day weekend, 2002.
Let's get started before
the groom takes off again.
We are gathered here today...
...to join this man...
...and this woman
in the bonds of holy matrimony.
I've known Monica and Chandler
for a long time, and I can't...
...imagine two people more
perfect for each other.
And now, as I've left my notes
in my dressing room...
...we shall proceed
to the vows. Monica?
- He took off?
- Go on. Go on.
Chandler, for so long...
...I wondered if I would ever
find my prince.
My soul mate.
Then three years ago,
at another wedding...
...I turned to a friend for comfort.
And instead, I found everything that
I'd been looking for my whole life.
And now...
...here we are...
...with our future before us.
And I only want to spend it with you.
My prince. My soul mate.
My friend.
Unless you don't want to.
You go.
Chandler?
No, that's okay.
I thought this would be the most
difficult thing I ever had to do.
But when I saw you walking down that
aisle, I realized it's simple.
I love you.
Any surprises that come our way, it's
okay, because I will always love you.
You are the person I was meant
to spend the rest of my life with.
You want to know if I'm sure?
You may now kiss the bride.
I guess by the powers vested in me
by the State of New York...
...and the Internet guys...
...I now pronounce you
husband and wife.
Oh, wait. Do you take each other?
- I do.
- I do.
Yeah, you do!
Rings?
Oh, crap.
Let's do the rings.
We good? Yeah? Good?
Once again...
...I pronounce you husband and wife.
Now kiss her again.
I love you.
And I know