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Well, I wish you both
a lifetime of happiness.
So, you're bald.
Wait, wait.
We'd love it if you could be there.
I know it would make me happy...
Then I wouldn't miss it for the world.
I'm getting all misty here.
You'd think I was having my legs waxed
or something.
- You okay?
- Yeah.
Thanks for making me do this.
Before we go on with the show, I want
to say to the bride and groom...
...how lucky they are to have
found each other.
In every life a little rain must fall.
...in my life... .
When I was growing up, I played
the one on the far left.
Remind me to introduce you
to someone.
- Who?
- Fourth gear.
What does he want?
I wasn't doing anything.
Maybe he saw your hands slip briefly
from the 10 and 2:00 position.
Maybe it's Sergeant Sagittarius
coming back to flirt some more.
It's a different guy.
- Good evening, sir.
- Do you know how fast you were going?
No, I don't, but it couldn't
have been more than 60.
You're right. It was 37.
You're not ticketing me
for driving too slow, are you?
That's right.
You know, officer... .
I had the weirdest dream last night.
Oh, my God!
Your license, please.
You don't want to hear
about my dream...
It's Petty.
I'll be right back with your ticket.
- You have a son.
- I know. I know.
- Feel better?
- Yeah. Much.
Listen... .
Not that I'm insecure about
my manhood or anything, but...
...I need to hook up with
a woman right now.
I understand.
You look familiar. Do I know you?
I don't think so.
Maybe it's because I'm on television.
- I'm an actor on Days of our Lives. 
- Wow. Really?
- $4.50, please.
- Oh, let me get this.
These are for you.Do you realize this is the last time
we'll be here...
...as six single people?
What's happening to the coffeehouse?
From now on, it's you four
and me and the missus.
The little woman. The wife.
The old ball and chain.
- Old?
- The young, hot ball and chain.
- Much better.
- We gotta go.
- Where?
- Get the dress and lunch with mom.
Joey, you too?
I just heard "lunch. "
Yeah, I can go. Sure.
Actually, I'm glad they're leaving.
I need to talk to you
about something.
- What's up?
- This may be a little awkward.
If you need money, it's a bad time.
I'm buying 128 dinners tomorrow.
No, it's not that.
I'm not gonna say this
as your friend...
...but as Monica's older brother.
- But you're still my friend?
- Not for a few minutes.
- Right now, are you still my best man?
- No.
Do I still call you Ross?
You guys are getting married,
and I couldn't be more thrilled.
But as her older brother,
I have to tell you this:
If you ever hurt my little sister...
...if you ever cause her
any unhappiness of any kind...
...I will hunt you down...
...and kick your ass.
What? I'm serious.
- Dude! Stop it! I'm not kidding.
- I hear what you're saying...
...and thanks for the warning.
No problem.
Are we friends again?
You won't believe what Monica's
brother just said to me!
The One With Monica
and Chandler's Wedding
What you doing, Mon?
I'm listing things that
could go wrong at the wedding.
So I can be prepared.
- What are they?
- "The dresses won't get picked up...
...veil gets lost,
and I'm missing something blue. "
I'm responsible for all those.
I had to go with the odds.
Remember I didn't get that part?
The commercial?
That play?
That other play?
- The movie?
- Yes!
The one about the dog
who flies planes?
No. But man, that one hurt.
- This is the one about WWI soldiers.
- Oh, yeah.
Back then we called it
"The Great War. "
It really was.
A guy they wanted backed out!
I start shooting today!
- Today's the dinner.
- I'll be done by then.
Oh. Then way to go,
you big movie star!
See you. I'm off
to fight the Nazis.
Wait, Joey. We fought the Nazis
in WWII, not WWI.
Who was in WWI?
Go ahead.
You're gonna be late!
Go! Go!
Who did we fight
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