Chandler...
...in all my life...
...I never thought I'd be so lucky...
...as to fall in love with my best...
My best... There's a reason
why girls don't do this!
Okay, okay, okay! I'll do it.
I thought...
I can do this.
I thought...
...that it mattered what I said
or where I said it.
Then I realized the only thing
that matters is that you...
You make me happier
than I ever thought I could be.
And if you let me...
...I'll spend the rest of my life
trying to make you feel the same way.
Monica?
Will you marry me?
Yes.
Can we come in?
We're dying out here!
Come in! Come in!
- We're engaged!
- Yes!
- Hi.
- What have you guys been up to?
Helping Chandler write his vows.
He kicked us out.
Joey kept making
inappropriate suggestions.
How is "Monica, I love
your sweet ass" inappropriate?
How's Monica doing?
Lucky she's got a sweet ass.
She's not so good at writing.
In four weeks
they're gonna be married!
Let's just hope it works.
Nine out of 10 marriages
end in divorce.
That's not true.
You're right. How's the missis?
I can't believe...
...they're together 3 years.
- That long?
It seems like less
because they hid it from us.
Hey, it's me. Coming in.
I've had a very long, hard day.
- I'm getting some chicken. Want some?
- No. Bye, then.
He wouldn't leave.
He kept asking if I wanted chicken.
Chicken?
I could eat some chicken.
Hey, Joe!
Can I get a three-piece,
coleslaw, beans and a Coke?
Diet Coke.
- Why didn't they tell us?
- I know, we were cool about it.
You? And you?
You cannot tell. No one knows.
How? When?
- It happened in London.
- In London?!
We didn't want to make
a big deal out of it.
But it is a big deal!
- I have to tell someone.
- No, no!
- You can't.
- Please!
We don't want to deal with telling
them. Just promise you won't tell.
All right!
I can 't wait to be with you. 
I'll tell Rachel I'm doing laundry. 
Laundry? Is that my new nickname? 
You know your nickname, Mr. Big... 
Oh, look, there's Monica and Chandler.
Hey! Hey, you guys! Hey!
Chandler and Monica!
Oh, my God!
- Chandler and Monica!
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my eyes! My eyes!
- Phoebe! Phoebe!
- It's okay! It's okay!
- No! They're doing it!
I know! I know!
- You know?
- Yes!
And Joey, but Ross doesn't,
so stop screaming!
- Hey, what's going on?
- Oh, hi!
What? What?
We're excited that you
might get this place!
- Actually, it looks really good.
- It looks pretty good!
Get in here! Come on!
So they don't know
that Rachel knows?
Yes, but it doesn't matter
who knows what.
Enough of us know.
We can just tell them we know.
The lying and the secrets
will be over.
Or, we can not tell them we know
and have a little fun of our own.
We better go if we're gonna
catch that movie.
- Bye.
- Bye.
Bye, Chandler. I miss you already.
Did you see
the inappropriate pinching?
Actually, I did.
So now do you believe
that she's attracted to me?
Oh, my God!
My God, she knows about us!
- Phoebe knows about us!
- I didn't tell them.
Them? Who's them?
Phoebe and Joey.
Joey!
And Rachel.
They made me promise not to tell.
They think they are so slick,
messing with us!
They don't know that we know
that they know.
- So... .
- Ah, yes!
The messers become the messees!
My God, he wants me to come
over and feel his biceps!
Are you kidding?
I can't believe he'd do that to Mo...
Joey? Do they know that we know?
- No.
- Joey!
- They know you know.
- I knew it!
I cannot believe those two!
They thought that they could
mess with us? With us?
They don't know that we know
they know we know.
Joey, you can't say anything.
Couldn't if I wanted to.
She wants me to put lotion on her!
She's bluffing!
She's not backing down.
She went like this.
He's not backing down.
He went to get lotion.
Aren't you guys done yet?
The sooner Phoebe breaks Chandler
the sooner this is all over.
- I like that.
- Okay.
Okay, show him your bra.
He's afraid