cool, okay?
I work with this woman.
Okay, I'm totally cool.
Come in.
Hey, Jessica.
Hey, Jess.
This is my friend Rachel.
- Hi.
- What's up?
Here's your Soapie.
I accepted it for you.
Oh, my God. I won?
Do you have any idea what this means?
You're not gonna put it
on your shelf or anything?
No, I try to save that for real
awards. Now if you'll excuse me?
- Take it back?
- Absolutely.
Yeah, you do!
Honey?
As we get closer to the wedding...
...is there anything
you'd like to share?
Okay. I think the centerpieces
are too big.
You're wrong.
The centerpieces are fine.
- Do you ever get scared at all?
- Kind of. They're really big.
Doesn't it freak you out that you'll
never be with anybody new again?
What?
I love you so much.
Sometimes it bothers me that
I'll never have that feeling.
When you first meet someone...
...and it's new and exciting.
You know that rush?
No, when I first meet somebody...
...it's mostly panic, anxiety
and a great deal of sweating.
Okay. But you're a guy.
Aren't you freaked out that you'll
never sleep with anybody else?
Sleeping with somebody, no.
Anxiety, panic and, I'm afraid,
even more sweating.
Even with me?
I was dangerously dehydrated the
first six months of our relationship.
For me, the rush is knowing that we'll
be together the rest of our lives.
- Really?
- Well, yeah.
Knowing you're having these thoughts,
we're back to panic, anxiety and...
...I'll definitely need
some kind of sports drink.
Come here. Oh, you don't
have to worry.
Besides, you know what? I'll have
a lot of new things with you.
The first time we buy a house. Our
first kid. Our first grandkid.
Water. Water. Water.
Mr. Morse? Can I speak to you
for a moment?
That was a great lecture today.
Did you get a little haircut?
Yeah, yeah. Do you like it?
Do you love it?
I want you to know I'm
changing your grade back.
What? Why?
I know what you're trying
to pull here. It won't work.
I'm not trying to pull anything.
Look, I love you, dude.
I'm not even gonna talk about this.
This little "thing" is over.
I know you have a girlfriend.
And I know about the other professors.
How do you think that makes me feel?
You used me!
You don't love me and you never did!
Professor Winston.
Professor Frederickson.
I'll be right with you.
Don't make this worse and I'll
give you a "C. " Shall we?
I'll be out in a second.
"It's just so unexpected!
I'll tell you, it's such
an honor to just be nominated...
...for a Nobel Prize.
And, you know, to win one
for a massage!
Especially just after winning a
Tony Award for Best Actress..."
Our reservations are at 8.
"...in Reservations at Eight
by Neil Simon.
Thank you, Neil.
Thank you for the words. "
Finish this later.
We're gonna be late.
Please don't play the music.
Just one more thing.
Okay. "Live from New York,
it's Saturday Night! "Oh, hey! How was your audition?
I'm sorry, do I know you?
What are you doing?
Practicing blowing you off.
I'm gonna be a big movie star!
You got it?
- Not yet, but the audition went great!
- What's it for?
A big-budget period movie about
three Italian brothers...
...who come to America at the turn
of the century. It's classy.
The director's supposed to be
the next-next Martin Scorsese.
The "next-next"?
A guy from Chicago's supposed to be
the next Martin Scorsese.
This guy's right after him.
Hello?
Joey, it's Estelle. I just talked to
the casting people. They loved you!
They loved me!
They want to see you again tomorrow.
- My God!
-There's just one thing. 
Do you have a problem
with full-frontal nudity?
Are you kidding me? I never
rent a movie without it!
Oh.
Okay, let me call you back.
- What's the matter?
- They want me naked in the movie.
- Wow!
- I know.
- My grandmother's gonna see this.
- Grandma's gonna have to get in line.
The One With Ross and Monica's Cousin
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