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Phoebe Buffay?
Fire Alarm?
Oh, hi, Officer Fireman.
Can I help you?
Your fire alarm was in the trash.
- That's not mine.
- Yes, it is.
How do you know?
If you dump a fire alarm,
don't use a blanket that says:
"Property of Phoebe Buffay,
not Monica. "
Do you have a search warrant?
Because the last time I checked,
this was still America.
Please reattach it.
It's illegal to disconnect them.
Fine. But please, God, tell me
how to stop it from going off?
Press the reset button.
There's a reset button?
Oh, thank you. Thank you.
Oh. There's a reset button?
My God!
Why didn't I see that?
Reset button. Reset button.
Where is there a reset button?
Oh, here it is! Oh!
- Okay, you have a good grip?
- Yeah.
I'm gonna start to climb down you now.
- All right, just hurry up.
- Okay.
Now, should I climb down your front
so we're face to face...
...or should I climb down
your back so we're...
...butt to face?
- Face to face.
- I like face to face.
- Okay, here I come.
- All right.
Oh, my... How much do you weigh, Ross?
I prefer not to answer. I'm still
carrying a little holiday weight.
When we talked about face to face...
...I don't think we thought it
all the way through.
- What do you want me to do?
- Just shimmy down me and drop.
- Hi.
- Hi.
You know, maybe I should hang,
and you should climb down me.
Yeah? Maybe we should talk
about that for a little while!
- It still looks pretty far.
- It's not that far. Just drop.
Do not rush me!
My pants are starting to come down,
and I'm not wearing any underwear.
My ankle! I really hurt my ankle!
I think I twisted it when...
A quarter!
That really was
some of your best work.
I told you.
I can't believe it.
I've only got two hours
until I call in sick for work.
I have to be up in seven minutes.
Well, you're not gonna believe this,
but if you have seven minutes... .
You want to?
You get the vacuum cleaner.
I'll get the furniture polish.- Hey.
- Hi.
- What are you doing?
- I was thinking of moving the couch.
Why would you want to do that?
So there'd be a decent place
for me to sit?
- Rach, there is a decent place.
- And your lap does not count.
- Come on, help me move this.
- No, no, no.
- No?
- No.
Rosita does not move.
I'm sorry. Rosita? As in...?
As in "Rosita does not move. "
It's just a chair.
What's the big deal?
It's the exact equal distance
from the bathroom to the kitchen...
...and it's at an angle where you
don't get any glare coming off Stevie.
Stevie the TV?
- Is there a problem?
- No.
What does he know?
Come on, Rosita.
Us chicas gotta stick together.
You bitch!
The One Where Rosita Dies
English Subtitles by
SDI Media Group
Hey, Ross?
I checked the real estate section.
Look at this.
Looks like Mom and Dad's house.
Even has a tree
with a broken limb out front.
And the window in the attic... .
Oh, my God!
What happened
to the window in the attic?
- I can't believe they're selling it.
- And they didn't tell us.
What happened
to the window in the attic?
I'll buy you a new one, okay?
We'll go to the store and get you
a new chair right now.
She's not even cold yet.
Wouldn't Rosita have
wanted you to move on?
I mean, you know, she did always
put your comfort first.
That's true.
I can't believe we have to say goodbye
to the house we grew up in.
Man, some stranger's gonna be
in my room.
For 15 years they kept it
as a shrine to you.
It's time the velvet ropes came down.
They kept your room a while.
Please! Dad turned my room into
a gym 20 minutes after I moved out.
I gotta say, a tanning bed and a stack
of Victoria's Secret catalogs?
Not a gym.
- Come on. You know they love you.
- As much as they love you?
They thought she was barren
until I was born. It's not my fault.
I hate this year.
What's wrong with this year?
It's February and I've only
given two massages...
...and they were both horrible tippers.
That was me and Ross.
Oh, that'
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