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have to do it?
- You'll be fine.
It'll be just like
bungee jumping, you know?
But instead of bouncing back up,
you won't.
Well, what if I smack
my head on the concrete?
Well, I'm not gonna lie to you, Joey.
It's a possibility.
I don't know. Tell you what,
let's flip to see who does it.
- You call it in the air, all right?
- Oh, all right.
- Can you see what it is?
- No.
- Okay. Well, you be careful.
- No, Ross, stop it.
I'm not jumping.
Look, I have an audition tomorrow,
and I can't go if I break my leg.
Well, I'm not jumping. I have a son.
He won't have a father if I die.
So it looks like we're even.
Okay, so this wire...
...is connected to this wire,
which plugs into here.
Okay, so to get the beeping to stop,
all I have to do... .
Okay.
Well done, Pheebs.
What do you want from me?!
Here's your milk.
What should we talk about?
What? What? What?
Oh, were you sleeping, sweetie?
I'm sorry. Here.
Okay. Feel free to look...
...but I'm telling you
those contracts are not here.
How could you know?
Look at this mess, Tag.
This is what I'm saying.
You have to be more organized.
You've got newspapers,
you've got magazines, you... Oh!
And who's this chippy?
A little young for you, but whatever.
That's my sister.
Really? Very cute braces.
Anyway, you know what?
The point is, Tag, start looking...
...because you're gonna find
those contracts on your desk.
So when do you imagine you gave
them to me? Morning or afternoon?
In the afternoon. Mr. Zelner
came into my office after lunch...
...he put them on my desk,
and then I put a Post-it on it...
...that said:
"Must go out today. "
So you just keep looking
in there, all right?
They're not here.
Puzzler.
Bit of a puzzle.
Why don't you check the copy room?
Maybe the contracts are in there.
- How could I have left them there?
- I don't know.
How can your genitals
make phone calls?
Okay? It's not a perfect world.
Just go, please?
- Fine.
- Thank you.
Hello?
I still don't get it.
You still awake?
Yeah. You?
You do know that was me
that just said that, right?
Hey.
As long as we're both up... .
Yeah?
I hope you're not thinking
about cleaning the living room.
Man, I'm starving. What the hell
was I thinking at dinner?
"Do you want soup or salad?"
Both, always order both.
You know, I'm looking,
and I don't think anyone's home here.
I say we just break the window...
...crawl through...
...and you know, explain later.
- No one's home?
- I don't think so.
Hello?
So when you get in there... .
Okay. This is where
you and I part ways.
Noisy bitch!
Oh, what? What are you doing?
Do you know what just happened?
Yeah. We had sex
and then we fell asleep.
No. We were in the middle of sex...
...and you fell asleep.
No. No, that's not true.
No, best time ever.
Yeah. You rock my world.
- Monica?
- What?
I was giving you some of
my best moves, and you missed it.
So please wake up
so we can do it right.
Okay. Okay. I'm ready.
- Come on, big fella.
- Okay.
- Give me the good stuff.
- Yeah.
No, no, no. Don't fall asleep.
Okay, I'm going
to make you some coffee.
Well, I probably won't spill coffee
grounds all over the kitchen floor.
Okay, I'm up. I'm up.
Hi. I got you some coffee to...
So you got anything for me?
- Still no luck.
- Oh, my God.
You checked your entire desk
and all the drawers?
- Want me to check again?
- I wish you would.
Well, no, it's not in there.
How about that drawer?
Well, it's not out here.
Any chance it could be in your office?
I don't know.
I mean, let me check.
Any luck?
See you in my office for a minute?
You found them!
I'm not even gonna gloat.
- I'm just really relieved it's...
- You put these on my desk.
- I did not.
- Oh, really?
So they left your bottom drawer...
...crawled across the floor,
then jumped onto my desk?
How did you know
they were in my bottom drawer?
I am so hot for you right now.
Oh, my God!
How did you get back here?
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