brought her here? Cupid. She's so cool. She speaks four languages. Man, do you know what guys want. Come on, she's so perfect for you. She's sweet. She likes baseball. She had two beers at lunch. My beers?! Look, she's a very nice girl. We had a very good time, but I don't see it going anywhere. You always say that. Maybe if you gave her a chance, it would go somewhere. I'm sorry, you guys. I just don't think so. - Whatever. - Fine. Hey, don't start judging me. You're in love with your assistant. You're sleeping with the guy who keeps pigeons on the roof. Phoebe! Secret affair. People are doing it in front of my book. I'm sorry? My doctoral dissertation is in the library at school. I went to see it. And there were students making babies right in the paleontology section. Oh, my God. Did you get to see anything good? At your school... ...was there a place on campus where students went to fool around? Yeah, there was. In the corner of the library where all the books were that nobody ever read. Yes, there was. Great, because people kept showing up. I think it's like a thing. Hold on a second. Fifth floor, against that back wall? Oh, for crying out loud! - So we should go catch our movie. - What's the rush? I'd like to see the previews. The candy. - Oh, hey. - Well, look who's here. - Hey, Joey. - Hey, Erin. - Hey, Rachel. - Hi. We were about to take off and see a movie. - Oh, no! - What's wrong? Phoebe, we forgot that party we have to go to. Oh, no. What party? A birthday party. Whose birthday party? Alison's birthday party. And how old is Alison? Thirty-two. Wait a minute. Why don't you guys do something? Look how that worked out. Excuse me. Hi, I'm a professor here. Do you know the paleontology section, fifth floor, stack 437? Well, yes. Just give me five minutes. I just have to find someone to cover my shift. No, no, no. Can I speak to someone in charge? How can I help? Hi, I was wondering, is it possible to increase security... ...in the paleontology section? I wrote a book that's up there. And instead of reading it, people are... . Well, they're rolling around in front of it. We are aware of the problem you're referring to. As far as increasing security, I'm afraid the library's understaffed. I can't help you. Well, fine. If I'm the only person with any appreciation... ...of the sanctity of the written word, then I'll go defend it myself. Don't you follow me. - How did it go with Erin? - Unbelievable. We had the best time. - So you're not mad anymore? - No, no. You guys were totally right. This was much better than the first date. It was awkward. We were both nervous. - Didn't you sleep together? - Yeah, that calms me down. And we have so much in common. She loves sandwiches, sports. Although she is a Met fan. Not an issue now, but if we had kids... . Oh, my God! Listen to you talking about having kids. Oh, my Joey. Please don't get married before I do. I just cannot believe that Clark stood me up. He may still show up. What are you, stupid? - It's been three hours. - Is that all? Let's go on to happier things. Why don't you tell me about your lovely wedding. There was something that we wanted to tell you about the wedding. It's going to be a small ceremony. Tiny. We're not even sure why we're having it. It's actually going to be just family. Oh, wait. You two think of me as family? I have to ask you something now, and be honest. Do you want me to sing "Careless Whisper" or "Lady in Red"? How can you say that? The Mets have no closer. - What about Benitez? - What about game one of the series? - What about shut up? - You shut up. I love arguing with her. - Be right back. - Okay. How's it going with Joey? Oh, okay. Okay? Tell me that you like him, please. I mean, tell me that you like him. He's a really great guy, and I know you really want this to work out... ...but I just ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Потерянный рейс на английском - текст Смертельная охота на английском - текст Дон жуан Де Марко на английском - текст Этой ночи жена на английском - текст Американский пирог 4 на английском |