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best part?
- I don't have to.
Of course we'll help you decide.
We'll do anything we can to help you.
I'd like to make a toast.
To the future Mrs. Chandler Bing...
...my best friend and truly one
of the nicest people that...
- Really not deciding.
- Fine.
Excuse me,
I couldn't help overhearing.
- You're marrying Chandler Bing?
- Yeah.
Good luck!
Oh, and good luck to you too!
What a nice lady.
The One With Nap Partners
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-Die Hard,  still great.
- Yep.
Let's make it a double feature?
What else you rent?
Die Hard 2.
Joey, this is Die Hard 1 again.
Well, we'll watch it a second time
and it's Die Hard 2.
- Joey, we just saw it.
- And?
It would be cool to see it again!
- Yeah! Die Hard!
-Die Hard!
Dude, you didn't say Die Hard. 
Is everything okay?
Yeah, I just got plans.
Well, John McClane had plans.
I want to leave before
Joey gets all worked up...
...and starts calling
everybody "bitch."
What are you talking about, bitch?
- Hey, Rachel.
- Yeah?
When I get married,
will you be my maid of honor?
Oh, my God, Phoebe.
I mean I'm just...
Wait a minute.
If I'm your maid of honor,
that means that you are Monica's.
Well, if that's what you want.
No way, Phoebe.
I want to be Monica's.
- Why does it even matter?
- Why does it matter to you?
Because this one is now.
And it's two of our best friends.
And who knows what you're gonna marry.
What if I marry Ross? Or Joey?
You wouldn't.
Okay, look, Rachel.
I know you really want to do this...
...but I've never been
maid of honor to anyone before.
I know you've done it at least twice.
- Yeah, but Phoebe...
- Please let me finish.
I guess that was it.
Since you've never done it before,
you can be Monica's maid of honor.
Oh, thank you so much!
I'm gonna marry someone good.
Oh, I know.
Better than Chandler.
- What happened?
- I don't know.
We fell asleep. That is all.
Yeah. Yeah? Yeah.
All right, well, I'd better go.
- I think that would be best.
- Yeah.
- I'll talk to you later.
- Okay.
- But not about this.
- No, never. Never!
- Bye.
- No touch. No touch.
Hey, a weird thing happened at brunch.
This woman overheard that
I was marrying you...
...and she wished me good luck.
That's sweet.
No, it was more like a "good luck."
So, what did this woman look like?
She was, like, 30,
dark hair, attractive.
Any chance you were looking into a
bright, shiny thing called a mirror?
Was it someone you dated in college?
No, I only dated two girls
in college...
...both blond, both not attractive.
Let me check this out.
- What are you doing?
- Well, let's see.
Okay, is that her?
Oh, my God, yes!
- Who is she?
- Julie Graff, my camp girlfriend.
Did you break up with her?
No, we're still together.
We went out for two summers
and then I broke up with her.
- Why?
- She came back the third summer...
...and she'd gotten really fa...
- Fat?
- I did not say fat.
I said fa...
You broke up with a girl
because she was fat?
Yeah. Yeah.
But it was a really long time ago.
Does she still feel bad?
Apparently she does.
You know what they say:
"Elephants never forget."
Seriously, good luck marrying me.
Hey, what's going on?
She's Monica's maid of honor.
Hope it goes better than the last time
you did it for that girl downstairs.
You have been maid of honor before?
You see? This is exactly why
you shouldn't lie.
That's it. I am maid of honor.
- No, I am.
- How come you are?
Because I cared enough to lie.
Hey, I could help you decide
who should do it.
We could have an audition.
See how you'd handle
maid-of-honor-type situations.
- What do you mean?
- When I want a job...
...I audition and if I'm the best
of the people they see...
...I get the part.
So, okay, so after this audition,
who decides who gets it?
Oh, me and Ross can be the judges.
- It's better than us deciding.
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