we haven't done the routine since middle school.
Hey, when the snippy guy sees the routine, he'll wanna build us our own platform!
Was it really that good?
We got honorable mention in the brother-sister dance category!
Look, it's almost fake midnight, do we really have any other choice?
Okay, let's do it. Mom and Dad are gonna be so faced!
5678!
So, do we really have to ask who's going up on the platform next?
Oh no! You get up there and do that again exactly like that!
Yes!
Make sure you get this, they're gonna want it for the bloopers show.
Alright cut! Listen up everyone, when we start again it's gonna be the countdown to new years, so I wanna see everybody's excitement.
Hey, pal, you have about three seconds to get away from my partner.
What's going on over here?
Uh, take a look at the guy's pants! I mean, I know you told us to show excitement, but don't you think he went a little overboard?
What's the matter with you? Get out of here!
Yeah, take a hike wetpants!
Can you believe this? We're gonna be on the platform for the Millennium moment!
I know! Hey, you haven't been practising the routine, have you?
No!
Me too!
Hey, when the music starts up again, I was thinking of maybe going into the robot, y'know?
Ross, I think we should stick to the routine, we don't wanna look stupid!
Alright we're back! Ten seconds left here we go! Ten! Nine! Eight! Seven!
Okay, it all comes down to this. Whatever happens, happens. Destiny.
Three, Two, One!
- Cut!
- No! Year! Happy No Year!
Okay, here's where we go to the live shot of Times Square, nice work everyone that's a wrap!
Hey! Look who I found!
Oh, hey guys!
Y'know, birds have a very good sense of direction, and I thought maybe they could help us find where the presents are hidden.
Yes, if the presents are hidden south for the winter.
Or we could just follow your clever jokes? any ideas? No! Didn't think so! Okay, c'mon guys, show us where the presents are!
Oh, the duck seems to think that Monica got me garbage! Hmm, I wonder what I could get Monica that's as good as garbage?
Hmm, how about my azzz?
Hey, this is hollow.
- What?
- This bench, it's hollow! I can't believe I never knew that! Oh, the presents!!!
No, don't look directly at them!
What?
Alright, no, we could look at them!
Oh, this one's for me!
- Oh, this one's for Chandler. Here.
- Oh great!
And the big one's for me!
- Ooh, let's open them!
- Okay! Okay! Okay!
- Hee hee!
- Wait, we can't do this.
Why?
I don't wanna know what Monica got me.
Y'know? I mean, look, I'm sure she worked really hard at getting you a present, and wanting to surprise me, and you guys are gonna ruin that, and I, look we have to put these back,
this is not what Christmas is about.
Whatever Linus, I'm opening mine.
Nobody is opening anything ok? Look,
I don't know about you guys, but I wanna see the look on Monica's face when I give her my present, and I'm sure she wants to see the look on my face when I get mine.
So please, please, can we just, can we put them back?
Will you get us better gifts?
Fine!
Hey guys! You found the presents? Chandler, you let them find the presents?
Great! Do you know how long it took me to find you that water purifier?
That's what you got me?
Oh yes, I see what you mean. That look is priceless.
Home sweet home, huh? Nice to, uh, get back to reality. Plus we know how the New Year's gonna go off.
I guess there's no reason for all that Y2K panic, y'know? Anyway, g'night!
- Joey.
- Yeah?
3, 2, 1.
Happy New Year.
Oh, yoii. What was that for?
Well, I don't know tonight when they yelled cut and we didn't get to kiss, I was really, really, disappointed,
and I just, really wanted to kiss you
Really? In the moment, I really wanted to kiss you too. In the moment.
- In the moment, yeah.
- But only in the moment.
So do ya wanna kiss again?
Sure, New Year's Eve is only two weeks away. Can you wait?
No.
Me neither.
3, 2,
Joey, you don't have to count down