Chandler, aren't you worried about what to get Monica for Christmas?
No, I have a great idea for a present for her.
Oh, that's it? A great idea!
Chandler, that's not enough. I mean what if she gets you a great present, two medium presents, and a bunch of little presents?
And you've just gotten her one great present? I mean that's just gonna make her feel bad. Why would you do that to her Chandler? Why? Why?
- If I help, we can find 'em faster!
- That's right!
Ooh ooh, we have a live one!
Oh, it's a Macy's bag!
Ooh, who's it for?
Dear losers, do you really think I'd hide presents under the couch? P.S. Chandler, I knew they'd break you.
Uh-oh. She may be onto us.
We are so gonna find them this year.
Y'know when you guys said you were gonna go across the hall and look, you don't, you don't do that every year do you?
Yeah.
You don't, like go into the back of my closet, and look under my gym bag or anything?
No, we never do that
Because that's where Joey gave me some stuff to store that I've never seen before in my life!
Okay, that did not just happen!
Okay, here comes another camera.
Right. No biggie. Stay loose.
Why do they keep doing that?
If we wanna get on camera, I think we have to get up on one of those platforms. They've been taping those people up there all day.
Right.
Hey, what'd you guys do to get up on there?
We learned how to dance.
- Oh yeah? Well when you learned how to dance did you forget how to put on underpants?
- Yeah!
Hey! You're a good dancer!
Really?
Yeah, well you'd be better if you just loosened your hips a little.
What do you mean?
Like this.
That's it, feel the rhythm. That's better.
Uh-huh.
Okay, you're dancing with that girl over there.
No-no-no-no-no we came together!
I don't see it. You are dancing with the tall guy over there. Tall guy, raise your hand!
No-no hey buddy, please let me dance with that girl, I really like her and I think I have a shot.
Really, y'think so? I don't..
I couldn't find anything at Joey--Hey-hey, oh hey!
Yeah, we found them. There were in the guest room closet behind some coats.
Yeah, and you have nothing to worry about 'cos they're all crap!
Those are my gifts, I got them for you.
Ohhh. Thanks Chandler they're great!
Well Chandler, what is this very weird, metal A Z thing?
Those are book ends! That's a great gift!
Oh, okay, I'm sorry, thank you for my azzz.
Ha!
Make sure you put all that stuff back in the closet, okay?
Yes, okay, oh, by the way, I just gotta say, I think it's really nice of you that even after you've moved, you still keep storing that stuff for Joey!
Hey-hey dancer girl! Can I go to the bathroom? I just.. Here we go.
Looking good Gellers!
We know!
Hey, see that snippy guy over there?
He's the one who decides who gets up on the platform. We should go dance by him.
Okay.
Okay, everybody hold!
Next on the platforms are... you two! And......You two!
- Excuse me, sir, would it help if I weren't wearing underpants?
- Monica!
Would it?
Hey! Tall guy! Hey, listen, I wanted to talk to you about that girl that you're dancing with.
She's nice, huh? To think I almost brought my wife to this!
Yeah, yeah, okay.
Uh, look buddy, I came with that girl, and I had this plan to kiss her at the new years countdown? I'm trying to win her over,
- so I was wondering if..
- No I don't think so.
Oh come on man, you can dance with my partner, she's real, uh, mellow!
Look, are you dating this girl you came with?
Well, I was hoping after tonight that maybe I could you know...
No, no. She's fair game if you ask me, sorry buddy!
Alright, alright, hey y'know fair is fair, if you're right, you're right, what can I say, but hey oh no!
God! What are you, in second grade?
Hey, now you're the one who wet his pants.
Man, this sucks! Y'know if Mom and Dad don't see us on TV after we made them so jealous, I mean, who's gonna be the losers then?
Hey, I know what'll get us up on a platform!
- What?
- The routine!
Ross,