wrong place but
I had to tell ya!
I wanna spend my life with you. I wanna marry you.
I wanna have kids with you.
Oh God... Why don't they put chairs back here?!
I know this is crazy but
am I too late?
What the... Yes you're too late!
Where was all this three years ago?!
Well I know I was an idiot!
And I tried to forget you, I really did!
Y'know after we had lunch last year I spent six months in Africa trying to get you out of my head!
What were you doing in Africa?
Working with blind kids.
Ohhh! What are you doing to me?! Oh look, I-I...
I'm sorry but umm,
this-this-this-this is not going to happen.
Okay that's fine, I'll walk away.
And I'll never bother you again, but
only if you tell me Chandler's willing to give you everything I am.
Well he is!
Yeah, I mean marriage is all he talks about!
My goodness, in fact, I'm the one that's making him wait!
- You are?
- Yeah!
Why?
Why? Because of the government.
Isn't it incredible?!
Monica and Chandler, gettin' married.
I know, they're gonna be so happy together.
Ohh... I mean two best friends falling in love, how often does that happen?
- Not at all!
- No!
I'm so happy for them!
Me too! So happy for them!
I'm so happy and not at all jealous.
Oh no! No God, definitely not jealous!
I mean I'm probably 98% happy, maybe 2% jealous. And I mean
what's 2%? That's nothing.
Totally.
- I'm like 90- 10.
- Yeah me too.
Hey uh, have you guys scene Chandler?
Wh? no, but y'know who did stop in here looking for ya,
Tennille.
So that marriage stuff that you were saying yesterday,
you don't really believe that do you?
Sure I do.
In fact, I think the whole concept of marriage is unnatural.
I mean look at pigs.
Let's take a second here and look at pigs.
Okay pigs don't mate for life.
I mean a pig can have like a hundred sexual partners in a lifetime,
and that's just an ordinary pig not even a pig that's good at sports!
Wait a minute.
Are you honestly telling me that-that you may never want to get married?
Well, never say never but y'know probably uh yeah, never.
Oh my God!
Then-then-then what are we even doing?! What is this?!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What is all this pressure?!
Is this some new kind of strategy?
Why don't you put down your copy of 'The Rules' huh mantrap?!
Y'know what?! I gotta go! Ugh!
It's okay, I got a plan.
We're gonna find love!
Definitely!
Yeah, I'm pretty confident about that
That's what makes it so easy for me to be 80% happy for Monica and Chandler!
It would be nice to have a little guarantee though.
What do you mean?
Well y'know, some people make deals with a friend, like
if neither of them are married by the time they're 40, they marry each other.
- You mean a backup?
- Exactly!
Yeah, yeah I got that.
- You do?
- Hm-mmm.
- Who? -
Joey. - Joey?!
- Yeah!
- Are you serious?!
Yeah, I locked him years ago!
Wh... So... If neither of you are married by the time you're 40, you're gonna marry Joey.
Yep, we shook on it.
Yeah but believe me that is not how he wanted to seal the deal.
Oh, seriously?
Ohh, yeah. I think his exact words were...
Charming.
- Well hey, it's just a backup.
- Yeah.
Hey Monica!
Have you seen Rachel? Or a mirror?
This is for my boat, pretty cool huh?
Yeah, it's great.
Whoa-whoa, what's the matter?! Talk to the captain!
I'm just having one of those days where you realize you're in a dead-end relationship!
Chandler giving you a hard time huh?
It's not like I want to get married tomorrow!
It's just that I-I'd like to believe that I'm in a relationship that's actually going somewhere,
that I'm not just wasting my time!
Well, you know Chandler.
No I don't know Chandler!
Not anymore! It's like it's like something's changed.
Maybe you changed?
I didn't change!
Maybe that's the problem.
What?!
Chandler is a complex fellow, one who is unlikely to take a wife.
What does he think? Does he think I'm just gonna wait around for nothing?
Monica face it,
Chandler is against