Bowmont."
I don't think so dear.
Okay look, let me paint you a little picture.
All right, you are settin' sail up the Hudson!
You've got the wind in your h? arms!
You-you get all that peace and quiet that you've always wanted!
You get back to nature! You can go fishin'!
You can? ooh, you can get one of those little hats and have people call you captain,
and then when you're old, Cappy.
What the hell, it's for a good cause! All right!!
No way! It's mine!!
What?! What?!
All that stuff you just said? I want that!
But Joey you don't have $20,000!
Who cares?! I-I'll make payments,
whatever it takes, I want the Mr. Bowmont!!
Oh my God, you're back!
Ohh, let me see it! Let me see your hand!
Why do you want to see my hand?
- I wanna see what's in your hand. I wanna see the trash.
- Yeah.
Eww! Oh, it's all dirty. You should throw this out.
Okay.
What did you guys just do?!
What happened?
Richard was there so I couldn't do it!
What?! Noooo...
I'm gonna do it tomorrow y'know, and-and surprise her,
but now you've ruined it!
We didn't ruin it!
Who walks into a room and asks to see a person's hands?!
Well, a palm reader, a manicurist,
a hand doctor...
- Glove salesman!
- Good one! Yeah.
This is terrible. What am I going to do?
Look, she only suspects something okay?
She doesn't know for sure, so just throw her off the track.
That's right, I can throw her off. I can make her think marriage is the last thing on my mind.
Yeah! Yeah! Convince her that-that you're scared of commitment!
I can do that, I've had 30 years of practice.
Hey, being you is finally gonna pay off!
I had to go all the way to the basement
because some idiot keeps stuffing the trash chute with pizza boxes!
That guy's still doing that?!
Hey! Oh my God you're here, let me see your hand!!
No, you're too late!!! She already took out the trash!!!
Wow! I have never had such a healthy break-up!
She was such a grown-up about it!
She didn't seem too immature for me!
Did I just make a huge mistake?
Ross! Wait!
Elizabeth, thank God! I was just thinking about...
You suck!!
What?!
Okay, break-up's still on!
Okay, okay, here she comes! How do I look? Do I look like a guy who doesn't want to get married?
Yeah! And also,
a little like a French guy.
I never noticed that before.
- Hi guys!
- Hey! - Hey!
What are you up too?
Oh, just hanging out, talkin' about uh, websites.
Yeah,
we saw this really interesting website about marriage
and how totally unnecessary it is
and how its just a way for the government to keep tabs on you.
Yeah, Big Brother.
Well that's a little crazy.
Although I am y'know glad to hear that you're branching out on what you look at on the Internet.
Yeah, well... Y'know, it just got me thinking though, why would anybody ever want to get married huh?
Why?! To celebrate your relationship! To solidify your commitment!
To declare your love for one another to the world!
Eh...
Okay well that's good to know.
The Mr. Bowmont's here!!!
Hey Monica, there's a customer who wants to complement the chef,
should I let him in?
Sure, I love this part!
Come on in.
Hi!
Richard!
Actually, I'm not here to complement the chef.
Ohh... Oh, that's okay I hate when people come back to complement the chef.
Like I have nothing better to do!
So what's up?
Well, it was great seeing you the other night.
Oh, good to see you too.
Did you come down here to tell me that?
No! I came here to tell you something else.
I came here to tell you I still love you.What uh? What did you? What?!
I still love you.
And I know I probably shouldn't even be here telling you this,
I mean you're with Chandler a guy I really like,
and if you say he's straight I'll believe you!
After seeing ya the other night I knew if I didn't tell ya I'd regret it for the rest of my life.
Letting you go was the stupidest thing I ever did.
Y'know you're really not supposed to be back here!
Well yeah, I'm sorry.
I know this is the wrong time and the