more I drink, the less there is for the kids to drink.
Mr. Tribbiani.
Oh hi!
Your generous contribution brings us a big step closer to building the youth center.
Just out of curiosity, how-how much is that boat worth?
I think it was valued at 19,000
Hey, I was pretty close.
Uhh, so bad news.
Umm, I can't buy the boat, I don't have any money.
Joey! Joey, good one!
That's good. Very good!
So uh listen, I think I'm gonna take off now.
Hey! You...can't...leave Joey!
You agreed to buy that boat, all right?! That is a contract!
And plus if you leave, my boss is gonna kill me!
Well, what am I gonna do Rach?! I don't have that kind of money!
I know. Okay, okay, okay. All right. All right, this is what we're gonna do,
we are gonna go to the next highest bidder,
and we are just gonna let them buy it, and then you're just gonna pay the difference.
- Okay.
- Okay.
Look, I don't know why the kids need a youth center anyway!
Y'know? They should just watch TV after school like I did and I turned out fine!
Not great.
And so, we're hiding in the bathroom.
And-and then I sneak out and before Monica can her parents come in.
So I hide in the shower and the next thing you know they're going at it right on the bathroom floor.
Oh my God!
I got a good one, I got a good one!
I once walked in on both my parents making love to the same guy.
 
It's so great seeing you guys again. I'd like to make a toast.
Uh, as a poet once said,
"In the sweetness of friendship, let there be laughter and sharing of pleasures for
in the due of little things the heart finds it's morning and is refreshed."
Ohh.
What?!
 
Oh my God, you guys!!
Before you say anything, have we got a story for you!
Guess who we bumped into at dinner!
Who?
Richard!
A-ohh! Ohh.
I thought you were going out with Elizabeth.
Yeah, I was but uh, she was a little busy with a water balloon fight.
Oh Ross, sometimes grown-ups have commitments they just can't get out of!
Y'know, maybe she is too young for me.
Y'know, when I was over there and she was running around with her friends, I felt like I was a baby-sitter.
I finally started to see what you guys were talking about. I don't know what to do.
Why don't you just weigh out the good stuff about the relationship against the bad stuff.
I mean that's what I did when I first
weighing stuff.
Okay umm, bad stuff.
Well, I'm-I'm 12 years older than she is.
If the school finds out you're fired.
Hmm.
She's leaving for three months.
For camp!
Okay, good stuff.
Umm, well she's-she's sweet and pretty and...
Look Ross, the only question you need to ask is, "Do you see a future?"
I mean like do you see yourself marrying her?
Oh my God! You did it already! You married her, didn't you?!
No! No! I...didn't do that. It's just...
Okay, honestly no.
I don't, I don't see a big future with her.
Okay well I think...that's your answer.
I've got to talk to her. Ugh, I hate this part.
Hey, you have to forget about Elizabeth.
I mean if you're not careful you may not get married at all this year!
Rach! Rachel! Okay, the next highest bidder is at table one.
Oh great!
- Oh and uh the guy who got the Paris trip is at table four.
- Oh, okay.
Why do you care about the guy who won the Paris trip?
It's a trip for two!
Excuse me.
Excuse me, is the person who won the Paris trip at this table?
That was me.
Oh, en chante.
Uhh, excuse me is there a Mr. Bowmont at this table?
That's me.
Oh well, hello.
This is your lucky day Mr. Bowmont,
the uh gentleman day sailer as just become available again and I believe that you made a bid of $18,000.
You-you have to pay that! It's not just a guess.
Okay. Okay.
I was actually relieved uh I didn't win the boat.
My wife would've killed me.
Are you kidding me?! She's gonna this boat!
Y-Yeah! What-what is your wife's name?
It's Pam.
Pam! Oh God okay, just imagine this, "The Pam."
Aw-awww!
I don't think she'd like that.
Okay, uh-uh imagine this,
"The Mr.