Chandler.
Hi. I'm back.
Hey! I have so much more to tell ya, I've written it all down!
Ah that's great.
No actually that's...
That's great! That's really great!
Y'know, I gotta tell ya writing, I mean writing,
gets me uh,
gets me kinda hot.
Wait! Wait! Listen! Listen to this!
Y'know what I wanted to be when I was that age?
A lover?
- A surfer.
- Oh yeah surfer?
I wanted to be one with the waves, y'know?
Okay, hold on real quick,
hold on a second let me just uh, get a little more comfortable here.
Wait, now wait a second, this isn't too revealing is it?
No.
What ever happened to that little dude. So full of dreams...
I don't care about the little dude!
I can't! I cannot listen to anymore of this!
Y'know, the only person who would want to listen to this is a mental health professional!
And then it's only because they get paid $100 an hour!
Do you know how much money I could've made listening to you?
$2,000!
And do you know when I figured that out? While you were talking!
What?! I can't believe you're trying to stifle me!
When just 14 hours ago we figured out that that is exactly what my mother was trying to do to me!
Oh... I'm sorry. I... I-I don't mean? I didn't mean to stifle you. I...
This is all just a little overwhelming.
Oh Rachel, I'm so sorry.
I didn't mean to overwhelm you. It's just that,
when those gates open, you...
Hard to close 'em.
but they are closed now. Believe me.
I'm so glad, I'm so glad you shared.
And I'm glad that you're done.
What do you say we umm...
I would really like that.
That was...so good.
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Hey.
I can't believe I let you talk me into buying this stupid gumball machine looking ring!
It's not a stupid gumball machine looking ring! It's a beautiful ring!
No, it's not! When I looked at the other ring I could see Monica's face when I gave it to her, y'know?
And I could see her saying yes.
When I look at this ring, all I see is a ring!
Unless I look at it really closely and then I can see my own eye.
Look, this is the most important thing I'm gonna do in my life.
I wanna make sure it's perfect.
Okay. There may be a way that we can get the other ring back.
'Cause I heard the guy tell the jeweler where he was going to propose.
So maybe we can get him to trade rings or something.
I can't do that.
Well you certainly can't give her that stupid gumball ring.
There he is!
Okay and he hasn't proposed yet because she has no ring on her finger.
Wow! You're good!
- After this, we should solve crimes.
- Yeah!
Okay, go, go, go get him.
Oh, okay.
Excuse me sir?
Could you come with me please? You have a phone call.
- Who is it?
- It is your office.
Do you know who at my office?
- John?
- Oh John! Great!
- Here he is. - Hi!
- Hi. Okay, there was a slight mix-up at the jewelry store,
the ring you're about to propose with was supposed to be held for me.
So, I'm gonna need to have that back.
But, in exchange I'm willing to trade you this beautiful, more expensive ring.
Wow! I would trade.
It is beautiful, but I'm gonna use this one. Now,
- if you'll excuse me.
- No-no!
This is my fiancйe and her heart was set on that ring.
You don't want to break her heart now do you?
Yeah, do you want to break a dying woman's heart?
You're dying?!
Yeah, she's dying... Of a cough apparently.
Yes, and it is my dying wish to have that ring.
See, if I'm not buried with that ring then my spirit is going to wander the nether world for all eternity...
Okay, that's enough honey!
I don't know.
- Let me see the ring.
- Great! Okay, here.
All right.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you!
And you are about to marry a wonderful man!
Hey! I'm marrying a dead woman!
Guys?
I've got something important to tell ya.
Guys?
Guys?!
I'm gonna ask Monica to marry me.
I think we gotta end the freeze out.
Wait a minute, is this, is this for real?
Yeah, check out the ring.
Oh my God!!
So you two are really serious?!
Yep, pretty much.
You-you're gonna get married?