Yes, but I can only pay $8,000.
Okay, I can let it go at eight.
We stand firm at $10.
How would you like to pay?
Uh, credit card.
Oh no! No-no, but I left my credit card with Joey.
Okay, I'll go get it. You guard the ring.
Okay.
Listen, I'm sorry about before.
Do you have anything her for $10.
Uh yes,
I have these two rather beautiful $5 bills.
I'll give you $1 for them.
Hey, remember how Chandler and Phoebe blew us off yesterday?
No.
Remember? You-you were eating pizza.
- Yeah.
- Okay.
Well, apparently Chandler's angry at us for not getting him a ticket to that Knicks game a couple of weeks ago.
Oh, we're supposed to just get him a ticket?! That guy is always mooching off of us!
Yeah! Anyway, I-I still think we should try to patch things up, y'know? Like uh, maybe we could get him to get tickets to another Knicks game and invite him.
Oh wow that's a great idea!
And I still have his credit card.
- Here you go.
- Oh.
Hey-hey-hey-ho-ho, I got this one. Here you go.
Y'know I gotta tell ya, sometimes I just? I don't get Chandler.
Y'know, me and him do stuff all the time without you and you don't get all upset.
All the time?
All the time!
Oh my God! Oh my God!!
Still crying?
Like a little girl.
I know. I know. I know. This is all my fault;
I wanted him to open up. But God, I didn't know that I was gonna unleash this-this weepy, clingy, moist monster!
Y'know, I only know of two surefire ways to shut a man up. And one of them is sex.
What's the other one?
I don't know, I've never had to use the other one.
I'm just saying y'know, if we're having sex, he's not gonna be talking.
Oh that's right. You're the talker.
Anyway uh, great idea!
I gotta go to the store; I told him that I would buy him some more tissues.
- Oh, we have some...
- No you don't!
Okay umm, I'd also like to try on the tiara.
Oh yeah. Okay.
What do you think, too much?
A tad.
Okay. Then, take the tiara back and let me hold the musket again.
Something's missing. It's not...
Okay oh, let me see the ring my friend picked out.
Where's the 1920s princess cut ring.
I just sold it to that gentleman.
Oh my God!! Wait! No!
What?! Help me!
Let me out! Now!
Rachel?
No. How are ya Paul?
Okay.
Chandler, did your dad ever hug you?
No, did he hug you?!
No! No! It's just that,
my dad never did.
I miss my dad.
Well, you can see my dad in Vegas kissing other dads.
- Hey Chandler?
- Yeah?
Would you...
Would you hug me?
I'm a little busy here Paul.
That's exactly what my dad used to say!
Okay, a quick one. Come on hug it out.
Oh hey! There you go.
Okay.
- Five more seconds.
- Okay!
- Hey!
- Joey!
Whoa-whoa-hey-hey! Hi, Paul is it?
Do you have my credit card?
Yes, it's in my... In...in my pocket.
- My back pocket! My back pocket!
- Thank God!
Oh hey listen I got us tickets to a Knicks game tonight.
Oh, I can't go.
Come on! It'll be fun!
Me, you, and Ross,
and... Paul probably...
Chandler, I found the perfect ring.
Oh, that's uh, that's pretty nice
but I'm gonna go with the one I picked first.
Oh my God Chandler, the one you picked is gone. It's over!
What?
Some guy bought it. I'm sorry.
I tired to stop it but they put me in jail!
They put you in jail?
The little jail between the doors!
Phoebe, I asked you to guard the ring!
I know, I'm sorry! But y'know, this ring is better! Monica never even saw the other ring.
Yeah but when he proposed to me with the ring I got goose bumps.
- Maybe it was the guy.
- It was the ring!
Hey! So uh, was he excited about the tickets?
No! He blew us off!
- What?!
- I know!
I can't believe it.
Can I tell you something?
I'm a little mad at him now.
Can I tell you something?
Me too.
Y'know what? He didn't want to talk to us about being angry, well maybe we don't talk to him at all!
Ooooh!
- Freeze him out.
- That's right!
- I like it!
- Eh? We'll show him!
From now on, it's gonna be Joey and Ross, best friends. Okay!
We're gonna be the new Joey and